At any rate, this guy in West Palm Beach decided the DMV was an appropriate place to bust one out.
So welcome back, Florida.
I don’t think Eggo had any gay men in the focus group for this product to give honest reactions…
Or men, period really.
Welp. I guess it’s better to go ahead and put the baby on the floor if you’re trying to do too much instead of accidentally dropping it. Just brush off the back of his little head real quick and go on about your business. Safety First!
Midwest Mabel is Marvelous and Majestic with her Multipurpose Masterfully-Made Mulletperm Magnificence.
This is the most midwestiest thing that ever midwested and she deserves all the awards.
Ten minutes after watching this, and I’m still waiting for my balls to drop. Why would anybody agree to this? Black friends, I know a lot of you don’t ski, so it’s hard for me to explain how much wrong is going on. I know y’all know what it’s like to be dumb cold though, so just picture that, naked, with two gigantic popsicle sticks tied to your feet, hurtling down a mountain, blinded by all of the whiteness around you — meaning the snow and the other people because I ain’t ever seen but handful of other colored folks when I’m out on the slopes. And then suddenly, you misjudge and topple over into the snow. Hard. Like falling on concrete that explodes into tiny ice chunks. Naked though.
White people stay taking risks y’all. Skiing naked, jumping off cliffs, paying bills one day after the due date, and trying out that new discount sushi and tattoo place by the vintage record store.
Men worry far more than women about penis size, according to Veale and his colleagues. One study, published in April in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, found that women preferred larger penises only up to a point (anything bigger than a flaccid length of 2.99 inches (7.59 centimeters) did not additionally impress women), and preferences also varied based on a guy’s height. A 2012 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found similarly ambivalent female preferences. In that study, women who experienced frequent vaginal orgasmswere much more likely than other women to express an interest in better-endowed guys. For women who didn’t prefer vaginal orgasms, penis size was a far less pressing matter.
See? Stop worrying about the size of your wang. It’s not even that serious.
JK, yes it is, so take your little dick and go sit over there on the bench with the losers and the mama’s boys!
Do not be afraid, my child. They won’t hurt you.
(unless they’re wearing a police uniform)