Watch this video.
How to seal a bag of chips without a clip.
Life lessons.
You’re welcome.

5:25 pm • 10 January 2013 •  
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Look at this photo.
Oh look, an iPoo, for those hard-to-shop-for iFriends with their shitty iAttitudes.

2:20 pm • 7 January 2013 •  
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Look at this photo.
(source)
Fire in the hole.

I really really wanna know what she did. I mean, if she slept with his best friend, eh ok. I get it.
But if she just burnt last night’s dinner though, he might be a little bit insane. Somebody should keep tabs on that guy, just in case.

10:00 am • 3 January 2013 •  
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Look at this photo.
Oh my, what a turrable evening he must’ve had!
I hope you can’t catch Hep-C on your face. Because if so………
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4:09 pm • 30 December 2012 •  
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Look at this photo.
Cream Latifah. I’m a marketing genius, basically.

6:55 pm • 27 December 2012 •  
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Watch this video.
Breaking the Barrier
I hate when girls fart in front of me. Not because girls shouldn’t fart. But GIRL FARTS ARE THE WORST! OH GOD! TEARS! BURNING NOSEHAIRS! AWFUL!
Cause girls don’t poop enough. So it’s just marinating in there. Y’all need to get regular.

11:14 am • 23 December 2012 •  
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Look at this photo.
This is horrible! Didn’t anybody tell this guy the dangers of Posterior Neck Fat Cancer? Put that cigarette down, sir. Your neck rolls will thank you.
(Source: niknak79, via fuckyeahdementia)

7:31 pm • 21 December 2012 •  
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Look at this photo.
I spew haterade when I see couples too, girl, don’t even trip.
(Source: thelandofwtf, via burlapdreams)

11:25 am • 18 December 2012 •  
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