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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     Don’t knock Kenya Moore’s shitty straight-to-DVD movies.

Finally, FINALLY, Kenya BeyonceFierce Moore has me on her side.

Also, I’m mad this delusional heffah is the only one in the RHOA cast who gets me hype enough to write about them.


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6:10 pm  •  14 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Watching the Biggest Loser…

Blake:  What are you watching?

Me:  The Biggest Loser.

Blake:  Is that because you like fat guys?

Me:  What?

Blake:  It’s like the only show on TV with fat people.  And then they take their clothes off.  It’s like free porn for chubby chasers.

Me:  Your mind is really warped.

Blake:  You’re the one watching chubby porn.

I hate my friends.

6:59 pm  •  8 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. I secretly only watch Catfish to gather more inspiration for my Max & Nev’s Kinky Sex Adventure slashfiction novel I’m going to write.

I secretly only watch Catfish to gather more inspiration for my Max & Nev’s Kinky Sex Adventure slashfiction novel I’m going to write.

3:50 pm  •  26 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     The Saturdays are coming!!!


America is in desperate need of a girl group and since I don’t see any on the horizon, maybe the Saturdays can fill the void.  I’m a rational enough person to realize that in terms of the best girl groups ever, they are really lacking.

They don’t have the voices of En Vogue or the swagger of TLC.  There’s no superstar centerpiece like Destiny’s Child or The Supremes and they don’t have a consistent catalog of hits like the Sugababes.  They certainly don’t have the larger-than-life personalities of the Spice Girls.  My favorite k-pop groups like 2NE1 and miss A throw in dance moves and The Saturdays don’t even do that.

But they are so cute and I love them and their music is so catchy and they sound so good together and I love their outfits and they make me so happy!!!

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4:04 pm  •  24 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Michael Kors is leaving Project Runway.

Finally!  That cranky double-chinned orange-faced babyman is leaving!

After serving as Project Runway’s much-beloved judge for ten seasons, Michael Kors is stepping auf the air. Though unlike many of the show’s participants, he’s is leaving on his own accord. Massive scheduling conflicts are reportedly the cause for his departure. (Kors’s December 2011 IPO was the biggest-ever in US fashion history, so we imagine he has a lot on his plate). But fear not—when Project Runway returns for its eleventh season on January 24, there won’t be an empty seat in the judges’ row. 


Guess who’s coming to take his seat…

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9:30 am  •  19 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Kenya Moore went to Anguilla and let some white lady do her hair!

No.  I rebuke this.


There are just some things, racially, that I can’t get down with.

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6:04 pm  •  17 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Kenya Moore is so thirsty!

She needs to take her own advice:

Because she is the definition of hot mess right now.  Ain’t she the oldest bitch in the club?  She spends every episode acting like a high school chickenhead on the corner cutting math class.  She better be glad this is Real Housewives of Atlanta and not Basketball Wives, because one of those birds woulda BEEN chopped this heffah up.

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12:59 pm  •  10 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| rhoa| kenya moore| real housewives of atlanta| television| kim zolciak| nene leakes| real housewives| tv| reality tv|

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     Adam Levine can kiss my ass.

That whiny little pompous brat went off on Honey Boo Boo in this month’s GQ for no reason other than he’s a huge dick.

"Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn’t mean it’s good. So many people witness atrocities and can’t take their eyes away from them, but that doesn’t mean they’re good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened. It’s complete f#@*ing ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. F#@* those people. You can put that in the magazine: F#@* those idiots. They’re just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that—like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, “F#@* THOSE PEOPLE."

Ohhhh……..okay Adam.  ::cracks knuckles::


Let’s do this.

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12:03 pm  •  5 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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