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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     Evelyn Lozada is completely not here for Chad’s new jumpoff.

Quick rehash of a sad story:

Evelyn meets Chad.
Evelyn hears from Everyone In The World, “Girl this is a bad idea.”
Evelyn ignores the ‘haterz.’
Evelyn breaks up with best friend over friend’s dislike of Chad.
Evelyn marries Chad.
Evelyn gets beat up by Chad.
Evelyn divorces Chad.
Evelyn has Twitter war with Chad’s ugly new girlfriend penis receptacle.   

Y’all.  She went IN on this heffah.

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9:00 am  •  21 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     I finally saw the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

I started watching it.

But then I stopped halfway through because it’s just not the same without broke-ass Sheree on there striving for relevance.  I finally finished though and there’s a new heaux on the block I can direct all my vitriol towards:

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2:00 pm  •  8 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     America’s Next Top Model has some competition!

I bet Tyra wishes she hadn’t canceled her talkshow because Naomi is coming for her (AGAIN!) and she won’t have an outlet through which to express her displeasure!

Watch these promos for The Face:

Naomi is coming!  And she stole Nigel?  It’s a wrap Tyra.  Pack it up, time to go home.   Naomi is here and she’s taking over your territory.  

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3:10 pm  •  31 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Jackie Christie had another wedding to honor the gay community.

I appreciate the sentiment and everything.

But this broad is dumber than a jar of hair.

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12:20 pm  •  25 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     RuPaul is a dick.

Or a cunt.

Or whatever vulgar euphemism for the genitals of your choice.

I guess I’ll cut the rest of this for anyone who hasn’t seen Rupaul’s Drag Race yet.

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4:40 pm  •  24 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Behind the Music: Nicole Scherzinger

I’ve been a Nicole stan for over a decade now, but even I had to stop and say “hollup…VH1 is making Behind the Musics for people who don’t really make any music?”  She has yet to score an actual hit outside of a girl group and both of her (prefabricated) girl groups fell apart because can’t nobody work with the girl.

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4:11 pm  •  12 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Watch this video.

Nick Nolan “Free For All”

So, this is the song they play at the end of every Top Model episode.  

I was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders reality show on CMT (because I watch it, every single episode, SorryNotSorry) and I heard it during Season 5 Episode 3.  I was like “lemme just find out what this is.”  

So now I know.  

It sounds like there should be some Christian Rock lyrics on this.  Somethin about raised hands and open hearts or something…

4:43 pm  •  6 September 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Maybe Buckeey should try a different channel?

Because um…

Dudes just STAY dropping her like a sack of potatoes on VH1.

LOL @ this picture, looking like her spring profile pic in the New Mt. Canaan AME Baptist Church community directory.

No but really…

Maybe she would have better luck on MTV.  Or The Bachelor.  Or The Bachelorette!  I would love to see Shay destroy all of those boring-ass dudes they cast on that show.  Or maybe they’d finally get more brown people on it, seeing as how there hasn’t been a non-white Bachelor or Bachelorette in twenty-four whole seasons of that dry-ass little show.

But I digress.

Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta has officially wrapped, and I just need to get the rest of my feelings out about these trainwrecks.

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1:11 pm  •  6 September 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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