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Now we’ll never know the real tea on that headbutt situation. :-(

Evelyn mistakenly ran into Chad’s forehead with her face.

That must’ve been it. He says the headbutt was an accident so of course I believe him.

But I know that had to hurt.

Look at all that head. It looks like a big ol’ shotgun bullet.

Look at this photo.

Yes, girl.
Yes it was.

Man I wish Flavor of Love would do a “Where are they now?” special. I bet she works at Big Lots.

(via yungspic)

Look at this photo.

Stevie J is THE worst ever. So I’m a post this picture of him looking like Lump from the Goonies.

EDIT: Oh JK, somebody just told me his name was Sloth. I always thought it was Lump. Sloths are slow and lazy. He wasn’t lazy. Just lumpy.

(Source: off-the-heazy)

Watch this video.

Bad Girls Club 9: Erika’s “I Don’t Understand” Dance

I don’t even know what this season is all about but, this is amazing. I don’t know if Erika’s the villain or the comedic relief or what her role is in the house, but I really don’t care, because she wins all the points from me just for doing this. ”I Don’t Understand” is my new jam. Can this be a single? Can she get a record deal? She’s already more entertaining than that Rihanna heffa…

Look at this photo.

This looks like every conservative ‘Family Values’ Republican’s worst nightmare: A group of young, impressionable girls being indoctrinated into a life of sin by a lesbian in sunglasses.

Or, it’s just Justin Bieber and the Dance Moms girls.

Can we talk about how I have no idea what that yellow thing is that Chloe is wearing, but she is still stunting on all of those other little tricklets? On the opposite end of the spectrum, somebody needs to smack Holly in the mouth for putting Nia in that Bubble-Yum Wild Cherry Princess Dress. That is a lot of dress. A lot of really ugly dress. But I can’t really act surprised considering Holly is Bougie Black Hoity Toity on national television with raggedy edges WEEK AFTER WEEK FOR A YEAR NOW. Somebody tell her you can’t rock a perm with nappy baby hairs.

(PS: Look at Kendall pretending to be in the group. That’s cute.)

Why am I so invested in this show…there is no reason for me to know who any of these people are :-/

Mob Wives Chicago is trying SO HARD!!!

(Okay, that one scene was kind of funny though.)

But I think I’m through with this mess.

Mob Wives Staten Island was fun to watch because it was white women being messy over actual shit. ”You didn’t see me when I was dying in the hospital…you stole my man; I thought we was bffs?…my husband sent my father back to prison…” Yeah, it was way over-the-top, but at least it was grounded in real stuff.

But god. Chicago? I can’t even believe these are grown women.