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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     The reality show about that rapper and his 50/11 babymoms got canceled.

Something doesn’t smell right. 

Everybody is trying to take credit for getting this “trash” taken off the schedule before it could even air.  One Million Moms is crowing over in the corner, still feigning relevancy like anyone ever cares what they think.  The Parents Television Council is doing victory dances.  That’s all well and good, but the underlying sentiment of these press releases seems to be these ghetto hoodrats having babies by this awful role-model should not be on television exposing their immoral lifestyles to America’s impressionable viewing audience.

And that’s bullshit.

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11:43 am  •  17 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     The Top 5 Real Housewives “Songs”

The quotes are most definitely necessary because let’s be real: most of that mess is barely recognizable as music.  Kenya BeyonceFierce Moore has taken her place alongside a venerable host of budding musical talent boosted by the Real Housewives franchise.


Kenya Moore made a shitty song to go with the other shitty songs by these Bravo nobodies.  You be the judge:

Not all of the Housewives’ songs are equally as bad.  I’ve listened to them all so you don’t have to and here are the top five tracks least-likely to make you tear the ears off your own head.

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12:43 pm  •  15 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| real housewives| rhonj| rhoa| kenya moore| kim zolciak| danielle staub| melissa gorga| jo de la rosa| kandi burruss| miss lawrence| rhooc| music| reality tv| tv|

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     Don’t knock Kenya Moore’s shitty straight-to-DVD movies.

Finally, FINALLY, Kenya BeyonceFierce Moore has me on her side.

Also, I’m mad this delusional heffah is the only one in the RHOA cast who gets me hype enough to write about them.


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6:10 pm  •  14 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| kenya moore| real housewives of atlanta| rhoa| real housewives| phaedra parks| television| tv| reality tv| nene leakes| kandi burruss| todd tucker|

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     Watching the Biggest Loser…

Blake:  What are you watching?

Me:  The Biggest Loser.

Blake:  Is that because you like fat guys?

Me:  What?

Blake:  It’s like the only show on TV with fat people.  And then they take their clothes off.  It’s like free porn for chubby chasers.

Me:  Your mind is really warped.

Blake:  You’re the one watching chubby porn.

I hate my friends.

6:59 pm  •  8 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. I secretly only watch Catfish to gather more inspiration for my Max & Nev’s Kinky Sex Adventure slashfiction novel I’m going to write.

I secretly only watch Catfish to gather more inspiration for my Max & Nev’s Kinky Sex Adventure slashfiction novel I’m going to write.

3:50 pm  •  26 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| catfish| max joseph| nev schulman| slash| slash fiction| mtv| hot guys| reality tv| tv|

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     The Saturdays are coming!!!


America is in desperate need of a girl group and since I don’t see any on the horizon, maybe the Saturdays can fill the void.  I’m a rational enough person to realize that in terms of the best girl groups ever, they are really lacking.

They don’t have the voices of En Vogue or the swagger of TLC.  There’s no superstar centerpiece like Destiny’s Child or The Supremes and they don’t have a consistent catalog of hits like the Sugababes.  They certainly don’t have the larger-than-life personalities of the Spice Girls.  My favorite k-pop groups like 2NE1 and miss A throw in dance moves and The Saturdays don’t even do that.

But they are so cute and I love them and their music is so catchy and they sound so good together and I love their outfits and they make me so happy!!!

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4:04 pm  •  24 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Michael Kors is leaving Project Runway.

Finally!  That cranky double-chinned orange-faced babyman is leaving!

After serving as Project Runway’s much-beloved judge for ten seasons, Michael Kors is stepping auf the air. Though unlike many of the show’s participants, he’s is leaving on his own accord. Massive scheduling conflicts are reportedly the cause for his departure. (Kors’s December 2011 IPO was the biggest-ever in US fashion history, so we imagine he has a lot on his plate). But fear not—when Project Runway returns for its eleventh season on January 24, there won’t be an empty seat in the judges’ row. 


Guess who’s coming to take his seat…

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9:30 am  •  19 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Kenya Moore went to Anguilla and let some white lady do her hair!

No.  I rebuke this.


There are just some things, racially, that I can’t get down with.

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6:04 pm  •  17 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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