The supertrailer is out. The cast is still ridiculous. Stevie J still looks like a constipated rodent. Joseline still has a sweaty nose. Benzino’s head is still too big for his body. K. Michelle is still loud and country. Buckeey is still striving for relevancy.
Actually. Scratch that. The whole show should be called Striving For Relevancy, but I don’t even care because this season is off the chain. Preview after the cut.
You don’t even know how much I need this ratchetry to balance out my dull existence right now. This was the absolute most inconvenient winter ever and I have basically just been in my house watching re-runs of Soul Food and trying to figure out my facial hair situation. This season is already on Hoodrat Level Mach 3 and we’re still 3 months away.
Stop everything you’re doing. This is clearly the most important blog post of the year.
I’ve been having a moment with Danity Kane since Aubrey was on RuPaul’s Drag Race last night, and because sometimes I do that when I’m alone in my room. I’m just **so upset** they didn’t make it because they were everything a girl group needed to be. As such, I’ve fallen into a Youtube hole and I need to share my discoveries of what the girls have been up to.
Not messy in the way that Shangela throws drinks or Willam throws up on stage, though that is indeed messy, literally.
More like everybody involved forgot they were on a television show. Really RuPaul? Drag queens doing ballet? In what realm of sanity is that a viable option for entertainment?
Look at this photo.
