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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     JSYK: Newborns can get herpes if you circumcise them and put your mouth on it.


I’m all for religious freedoms but I really need to take the time to research why this even exists.  And to find out why people are still fighting so hard for the freedom to let old Jewish men put their mouths on freshly snipped baby peens.

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2:40 pm  •  6 April 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Crystal McVea died, went to heaven, and smelled God.

And she doesn’t even tell us what God smells like.

Crystal…you are completely worthless to me.  You had ONE JOB, Crystal, and you couldn’t even write it on a sticky tab so you could remember what God smells like.

Also:  She’s a complete fraud.

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4:38 pm  •  4 April 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Pat Robertson: America is too smart for God.

Let me gather myself and try to be as polite as possible because you know I could take it There.

Recently, on The 700 Club, someone wrote in asking why miracles never happen in the US and what can we do to persuade god to do some magic tricks over here.

This was Pat’s response:

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8:40 pm  •  3 April 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Debunking Easter.

Today is a religious holiday!  You know what that means.  Time to spread my own personal brand of sunshine and address some of the ridiculousness.  

But first, if you’re going to throw shade at Easter, at least do it correctly because this oh-so-popular graphic…

…isn’t even true at all.  And you’re ruining your own anti-religious credibility by trotting it out.

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2:34 pm  •  31 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Santorum says stop attacking Christians, while Louisiana schools teach Christian fundamentalism.

I need for everybody on the Christian Right to get on the same page, please.  Either we atheists are attacking you and taking away all of your rights and trying to re-shape America into the image of Satan (who, by the way, we also don’t even believe in because duh), or you feel fully justified in taking taxpayers’ money to teach very obvious lies.

It can’t be both.  You can’t cry “religious oppresion!” one day while you send impressionable students off to learn that dinosaurs and people existed at the same time the next.

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5:05 pm  •  7 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Today in Mississippi: Prayer in Schools! (Maybe?)

Last week:  Oops, we forgot to make slavery illegal here!  My bad.
This week:  Let’s try to sneak Jesus back into the school system.

Supporters say bills to guarantee religious freedom in Mississippi public schools are meant to ensure students can talk about spiritual beliefs and aren’t deprived of their rights.

…It’s clear that advocates for the measure, especially those outside the Legislature, believe it would clear the way for student-led prayer before groups.

"People ask me if this is a step toward getting prayer back in schools. I think this is THE step to get prayer back in schools," said Paul Ott, who hosts religion-flavored radio and television programs about hunting, fishing and the outdoors.

(source via JMG)

Because that’s what Mississippi needs, more Jesus in the class room.  Clearly the politicians there have their priorities in the right place, because students need to feel comfortable enough to spread their indoctrination to other impressionable minds who don’t have an overbearing fairy-tale-teller waiting at home for them.  They must find a way to make it OK for public prayer in schools.

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3:30 pm  •  20 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Watch this girl be anti-gay marriage by talking about everything EXCEPT gay marriage.


I’m gonna do my best to keep this classy and not attack her personally for how her voice makes me want to take my own skin off and roll around in a bag of rocksalt because I know it will be less painful than listening to her talk.  I also won’t address her awful topknot (Girl you knew were filming a video, would it hurt to do a quick blow dry or rollerset or something?  The internet is FOREVER.)

Instead.  I want to take this apart line by line.

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9:24 am  •  20 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Evangelist Benny Hinn’s son beat up a deaf guy for having a bottle of water.

Considering this is how Benny Hinn heals the sick on stage…

…I really shouldn’t be surprised.

The son of American evangelist Benny Hinn was arrested in Brazil after allegedly beating up a deaf and dumb man during one of his father’s rallies, it was reported today.

Hestephenson Araujo, 21, reportedly needed hospital treatment after the incident on Saturday night during a religious crusade in Manaus, northern Brazil.

Police detained Joshua Hinn, 21, along with two of Benny Hinn’s bodyguards, on suspicion of torture after the three men allegedly locked Mr Araujo in a trailer and physically assaulted him.


I’m pretty sure God does not approve of this.  Though, he did approve stoning for all kinds of minor offenses, so maybe a water bottle really should warrant a beatdown.

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4:02 pm  •  18 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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