I’m gonna do my best to keep this classy and not attack her personally for how her voice makes me want to take my own skin off and roll around in a bag of rocksalt because I know it will be less painful than listening to her talk. I also won’t address her awful topknot (Girl you knew were filming a video, would it hurt to do a quick blow dry or rollerset or something? The internet is FOREVER.)
Religion as a whole makes it a lot easier for some of those bad ones to find excuses for their behavior through obscure Bible versus. What’s that “love the sinner, hate the sin” that’s so popular? I feel the same way. Love the Christian, hate the establishment.
Can we talk about youth group please? More specifically, can we talk about youth group at white or interracial churches? Because that’s what I grew up in (in a crazy fundamentalist Seventh Day Adventisty sort of culty church no less) and Buzzfeed’s 33 Ways You Know You Were A Youth Group Kid is sparking so much nostalgia! I’m like ::thisclose:: to busting out my Jars of Clay CD or lifting the Lord’s name on high and shine-jesus-shine’ing all over Manhattan.
You can imagine with all of my teenage religious fervor, being a little baby gay came with a few hurdles, one of the biggest being how to tell the other kids at church that I was gay.
A Roman Catholic priest who confessed to groping a teenage boy 12 years ago has been named to a prestigious post in the Archdiocese of Newark, drawing furious criticism from advocates for victims of clergy sex abuse.
The Rev. Michael Fugee, who is barred from unsupervised contact with children under a binding agreement with law enforcement officials, has been appointed co-director of the Office of Continuing Education and Ongoing Formation of Priests, the archdiocese recently announced in its newspaper, the Catholic Advocate.
At this point we all need to just face facts and accept that the term “molester priest” should be an actual thing, to differentiate them from regular priests. I’m sure there are priests who don’t molest children somewhere, just like I’m sure Lady Gaga must have some straight male fans…somewhere.
Republican Jesus™ is very different than the Jesus you and I are familiar with. First off, he is White. Not just white, but White. Republican Jesus™ has a special place in his heart for America. Specifically, White America.
Get your LOLs for the day with these actual quotes from Christian message boards. I’m really not sure how these guys kept a straight face reciting this madness. I almost lost it at the gay sex.
Religious folk really need to get less concerned about where I’m putting my penis and way more concerned about feeding starving children and finding new hairstyles for the women that don’t involve 80s two-step bangs.