I don’t know what the rest of the country is doing, but I hope they pay as much attention to South Carolina as I do because politics down there is everything. In a contest for most ridiculous political shenanigans, they are consistently shitting on all the competition.
South Carolina Republicans actually voted for Mark SpreadMyPhilanderingSeedAllOverArgentinaAndYouPayForIt Sanford to run for the empty US House seat. I know Jesus said forgive and turn the other cheek but even He is looking like “………..y’all sure bout this?”
Because obviously Americans ONLY enter into marriages because of love and commitment. I’ve never met two people of different sexes who have gotten married for money or celebrity or a green card. That absolutely never happens ever.
Georgia GOP Chairwoman Sue Everhart warns the Marietta Daily Journal that gay marriage is not right because same-sex couples “do not have the equipment” for a sexual relationship. She also says the whole thing is a set-up for heterosexuals who lie about their sexuality to pretend to get gay-married and collect the benefits.
Rich people don’t care about jobs or a living wage. Rich people have access to politicians who shape policy. Therefore, politicians don’t care about jobs or a living wage.
And if you believe otherwise, you’re probably delusional. Or rich.
America’s super-rich are both more likely to be politically active and have access to lawmakers, a recent study from Benjamin Page and Jason Seawright, professors at Northwestern University, and Larry Bartels, a professor at Vanderbilt University. But those wealthy Americans tend to have political priorities more in line with those found oncable news networksthan in Americans homes, the study found.
The RNC wants us to believe that they’ve turned over a new leaf and shall no longer be the default party for racists, bigots, homophobes, and ill-fitting suits. Unsurprisingly, the knee-jerk reaction from many Democrats has been something along the lines of “if we can’t vilify Republicans and posit them as the most evil creatures on the planet, why would anyone vote for us since we are so weak and whine a lot?” And of course, when America doesn’t vote Democrat, everything goes all to hell.
But, this could all work out in the Donkey’s favor.
Last week, Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus told America that a report would be coming out identifying the reasons they lost the election and revealing what voters really think about them.
You don’t really have to watch that if you don’t want. It is hella boring and so stuffy and dry in a way that only a clueless Republican can master. The important part is, the report is out. No surprises really: voters think think the Republican Party is full of “stuffy old men” who are “narrow minded,” “scary,” and “out of touch.” The big eyeroll is the response to the report.
Can I get the transcript on that conversation though??? The BALLS on Mark Sanford must be GINORMOUS! Assuming he still has any, because if I was Jenny, I woulda castrated that fool on the spot.
Since their divorce, the Sanfords have barely been on speaking terms; when they do talk, it’s usually about the boys. But Mark went to meet with Jenny at her house this past December to discuss the congressional race.
Of course you haven’t, because who gives a cold shit about Mark Sanford anymore. You can watch it if you want, or you can read the transcript:
Washington math blah blah something something actually saying the word “gub’mint” blah blah something making mistakes god of second chances because I used the state’s money to fly to Argentina and cheat on my wife blah blah something vote for me
Republican Jesus™ is very different than the Jesus you and I are familiar with. First off, he is White. Not just white, but White. Republican Jesus™ has a special place in his heart for America. Specifically, White America.
Today in South Carolina: A Cheater and a Colbert going head to head!
