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The Naked Miami Face Eater wasn’t on bath salts.

Apparently, just some regular-ass weed turned him into a zombie!!

This is truly the saddest day of the year. When Michael Jackson’s tiger died of lung cancer, I was sure this week couldn’t get any worse. Oh how wrong I was.

Oh my word, the Naked Face Eater Guy is black.

It really is 2012.

The naked man who was fatally shot by Miami Police Saturday as he chewed another man’s face has been identified,according to Local 10.

Rudy Eugene, 31, of North Miami Beach was shot multiple times during the grisly assault on the Downtown exit ramp of the busy MacArthur Causeway. The Miami Herald reports he had been arrested 8 times since the age of 16, including a battery charge which was later dropped and 4 instances involving marijuana.

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And don’t act like you didn’t think he was white when you heard about it too…

What is this world even coming to? Black folks eating off people’s faces on the freeway? What’s next, some white guy named Chadwick Harden Willoughby the Third robbing a liquor store on Crenshaw?

#EndOfDays