Can you get chlamydia on the side of your face?  Cause poor Sophia Grace has it now.  That, or she’s the only 8 year old in the world currently taking meds to clear up her ear gonorrhea.

Good parents don’t let Russell Brand touch their children.  That’s how you end up with diseased children.

(Source: sophiagracebrownlee, via foreveralone-lyguy)

1:53 pm  •  7 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| russell brand| sophia grace| ellen degeneres|

I feel like he has every kind of disease that would make it painful to pee.

8:27 pm  •  17 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| russell brand| katy perry|

…so she can spawn with Russell Brand…

That baby is going to look like a tiny, sweaty recovering crackhead with big eyes and a very loud, warbly cry.

It’s basically gonna be a little screeching Paz de la Huerta.

2:02 pm  •  21 November 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| katy perry| russell brand| paz de la huerta| celebrities|

I was gonna write about it because I love awards shows (gay) but they were too messy to talk about.  So I just pasted all my tweets after the jump instead.  You can follow me if you wanna: @RafiDAngelo

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1:05 pm  •  29 August 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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