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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Child molesters shouldn’t go to jail for a first offense.

An actual New York friar says we should have sympathy for child molesters because the children seduced them.  Y’all.  I read this article and halfway through I was like “The Onion is usually funnier than this.”  I thought this *had* to be satire, but Father Benedict Groeschel actually said this.  And more.  This just takes “blaming the victim” to a whole new level of ridiculous.

This man is clearly a child molester.

You can try to convince me otherwise, but you’re gonna be hard pressed to make me believe that any normal man with no pedophile tendencies would actually accuse 12 year old boys of seducing grown men.

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5:43 pm  •  30 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky says he’s not guilty.

Sir.  I have been lost all patience with you.  

Why is Sandusky still talking?  Why is he even able to make sounds?  All of his orifices should be filled with cement by now.

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2:50 pm  •  26 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Another day…yet another Republican hypocrite caught in some shit.

Previously:

Former GOP chair of Somerville County, NJ Patrick Lott is still being held in jail on $500,000 bail for some foolishness he pulled at a school where he volunteered.

What. Is. That. Hair.  He looks like a creep.

Let’s talk about his particular brand of What The Fuck.

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2:04 pm  •  5 January 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     How did I miss Sandusky’s sleazeball lawyer?

What was I doing last week when this happened?

Some of these kids don’t have basic hygiene skills. Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.

Is he forreal?!

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4:10 pm  •  20 December 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. Nation’s 10 year old boys: ‘If you see someone raping us, please call the police.  Doesn’t matter who, doesn’t matter where.’
The Onion is officially more reputable than Faux News.

Nation’s 10 year old boys: ‘If you see someone raping us, please call the police.  Doesn’t matter who, doesn’t matter where.’

The Onion is officially more reputable than Faux News.

11:21 pm  •  30 November 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     I was avoiding the Penn State rape case.

I saw a little blurb on the news earlier this week that said “Penn State football coach…child abuse…sex scandal…” and I turned the channel.  I don’t need to know about that.  I can’t do anything about it and me knowing the particulars does nothing to my life other than chip another little piece off of my faith in humanity.

But the Internet was not content to let me stay happy and ignorant about the situation.  Everybody I’ve talked to has brought this up in the past 24 hours, and now I’m mad.  Of course I’m upset with the coach and with the coverup and with administration.  I’m upset with the university students rioting because a football coach got fired.  I’m upset with the mother of that one child who heard an admission, from Sandusky’s own mouth, that he showered naked with her son.  I’m upset with all of those people.

But I’m more upset that so many people are holding Mike McQueary up to be some kind of a hero, a good guy in the midst of all this corruption.  Mike McQueary needs to be fucking THRASHED by the media and people need to stop acting like his reaction was normal.

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4:35 pm  •  10 November 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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