Striving for Relevancy: Sarah Palin.
Apparently, Sarah Palin still thinks she’s somebody so she keeps trying to book things.
She just booked a speaking gig at the commencement of a high school in Washington state.
But the senior class is only 27 people
Bye, Sarah Palin. Go on somewhere and shoot a moose or something. We are not here for you.
12:22 pm • 17 May 2013 •
Look at this photo.
If you’re a Republican who truly supports Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Herman Cain…basically anybody aside from Mitt Romney (and sometimes Ron Paul) then yes, I am calling you stupid. We can still be friends, but anything you say to me will be taken with a dose of “oh…that stupid guy said it though.”
Via 12 Vintage posters pointing out political absurdities.
7:00 pm • 18 June 2011 •
No one is giving Evelyn Lozada the credit she deserves.
All of her quotables are taken completely out of context. She’s not really talking to Tami. Clearly, everything she says is directed at Sarah Palin:
Sarah! Stay in your lane, Boo-Boo! Go back to Alaska and shoot something! You are a non-muthafuckin-factor in this election!
Y’all didn’t even know. Evelyn Lozada: Political Pundit. Boom.
8:14 pm • 7 June 2011 •
JSYK: Sarah Palin is right about Paul Revere.
The whole internet has been on fire going after Sarah Palin for once again proving herself to be an unread simpleton. In case you haven’t heard, she was in Boston, and upon visiting Paul Revere’s home, she decided to open her mouth about his famous “midnight ride.”
He who warned the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free.
Anyone who went through gradeschool came across Henry Wadsorth Longfellow’s poem that clearly says Paul Revere rode through town warning the colonists that the British were coming. And anybody who’s seen enough Bugs Bunny cartoons has probably heard “The British are coming! The British are coming!”
But here’s where Palin (accidentally) gets it right.
4:10 pm • 6 June 2011 •
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Read this quote.
“I am so adamantly supportive of the good, traditional things about America and our free enterprise system, and I want to make sure that America is put back on the right track. And, we only do that by defeating Obama in 2012. I have that fire in my belly.”
—Sarah Palin on her potential 2012 presidential bid
Let me just say, somebody better get this trick a pack of Rolaids to put that fire OUT. She’s always just talking and saying nothing and when she actually says anything of substance, it’s the wrong thing. She stepped down as Gov. of Alaska because the media circus was taking away from her efforts to lead the state (and its 14 inhabitants) but she thinks she can run the whole country?
I don’t understand why people like her. I hear reasons like “she’s a mom, she’s a regular person, she’s likable, etc.” So what? Who cares how much you like her if she’s not qualified for the job? I don’t care if my pilot is likable or if my surgeon is a mom. I just want them to be the smartest, most qualified person for the job. Only in the White House is being “too smart” seen as a negative. You need a certain level of Average Joe to be a candidate and that is completely ridiculous. It’s the most important job in the world; I don’t expect to want to have a beer with you. I just want you to be the best candidate for the job.
Sarah, boo, you ain’t it. Go home and get your family together.
3:05 pm • 22 May 2011 •
Read this quote.
“I think Sarah Palin proved herself to be—I think she’s proven herself to be profoundly stupid. Her inability to answer the questions of Katie Couric, her inability to even now explain if she ever reads anything. Her absolute failure to begin studying and get serious about running for president. She has shown no effort to doing any homework or understanding issues about the economy or science or the world. No effort and she’s running for president? I don’t believe she would be at all helpful to our republic. I hope she doesn’t run for our good.”
—MSNBC “Hardball” host Chris Matthews on Palin potentially running for President.
He’s a lot of obnoxious hot air.
But that hot air forreal spoke to me just then.
8:25 pm • 18 May 2011 •
Sarah Palin on Bin Laden’s murder: Nice job, George Bush
Palin was in Colorado yesterday speaking to a group of military veterans. Why anybody invites her to speak anywhere is just beyond me but there she was, with a microphone, letting her usual brand of folksy, homespun stupidity and hypocrisy fall out of her face.
She’s always on some “America first! Aggressive foreign policy! Obama is weak!” but not this time:
While she has previously argued for an aggressive use of American force, Palin seemed to reverse course, arguing that a president should offer “clarity” and “clearly defined objectives” before engaging U.S. troops abroad.
Military action, she said, should be the “last resort.”
“We can’t fight every war,” the former governor said. “We can’t undo every injustice in the world. We don’t go looking for dragons to slay.”
And why the sudden change ma’am? Could it be that she fired her old handlers who were “Pro-America Police The World” and got a new one who’s a little less gung-ho with the military? I could go on and on all day about how that simpleton in a designer skirt shouldn’t be allowed out of the house, let alone answering questions of any level of importance beyond “paper or plastic,” but that’s not the point.
The point is, she praised George W. Bush for Bin Laden’s death:
She notably praised former President George W. Bush by name, insisting he had laid the groundwork for the successful operation. “We thank President Bush for having made the right calls to set up this victory,” she said, per the Denver Post.
Most things that happen on a world stage are the result of circumstances created by the actions of those who came before. But I just love how she picks the biggest “success” of Obama’s administration to point that out. The fact that our budget deficit is out of control is Obama’s fault. Nothing to do with the decade of funds mismanagement before him. But a single bullet to the face of a world enemy? Oh no, that’s because some halfwit from Texas set those plans up years ago.
7:48 pm • 3 May 2011 •
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Bristol Palin made $260K last year.
Bristol Palin made $262,500 last year from her speaking engagements where she talks about how you should practice abstinence.
Your only qualification in life is that you had sex without a condom.
The reason you got pregnant is because your parents also kept drilling ABSTINENCE into your head instead of CONDOMS.
And now you’re making a quarter of a million dollars by repeating the same bullshit.
I OFFICIALLY HATE HOW THE WORLD OPERATES!
This is is so stupid anyway. How are you going to tell people not to get pregnant when you’re making gobs of money because you got pregnant. That’s like a drug dealer rolling through the neighborhood with a bullhorn hollering “DON’T SELL DRUGS” from behind the wheel of a Benz.
Plus. I’m forever mad with that wench anyway because she beat Brandy on Dancing With The Stars.
6:00 pm • 6 April 2011 •
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