Chuckle chuckle, that’s so cool, yadda yadda yadda and everything, but why is it so annoying when one side is stopped up? Can’t the air just go through the other one?
Gov. Jan Brewer (R-AZ) doesn’t believe in climate change and doesn’t want to talk about it. (source)
ATTENTION AMERICA: Stop electing stupid and/or greedy people to run the country. Scientists say people are causing the planet to heat up and that is very very bad. Politicians say global warming isn’t real.
How did we let this turn into a he-said, she-said fight? That’s what they do on Maury “You Are The Father” Povich, argue back and forth like idiots both trying to pretend they’re right. Except on Maury, the tests come out and someone is proven wrong. Scientists have tests. Climate change deniers are proven wrong.
Apparently, I’m in Storm Chaser mode right now and I can’t get enough of weather stories.
When I was growing up, I remember special after special about one of two things: the Mississippi River flooding and wiping out a town, oftentimes the same town that was wiped out the year before, or a tornado in Kanssouribraskahomakota wiping out a slew of small towns.
That whole middle part of the country from Texas to Dakota, The Mississippi to the Rockies, is known as Tornado Alley because they have the perfect conditions for and the highest percentage of tornadoes anywhere in the country. But let’s take a look at Dixie Alley.
Only Japan would invent a “fat-blocking” Pepsi with added artificial-fiber to block the absorption of calories and make you feel fuller.
Too bad the science doesn’t really back it up. YOU JAPANESE TRICKSTERS! I still haven’t forgotten about that time you straight-up played me when I downloaded the original Sailor Moon and she was transforming all booty-butt naked without the sparkly pink overlay.
But seriously, that whole peeing in the morning business is no joke, and you’re sleepy too? I’m like “Can I just lay face down across the toilet? Can this sink move out of the way and make that possible for me?”
“Let’s say the sun really was the size of a tennis ball. If you like, picture it sitting in the turf, smack in the middle of the 50-yard-line at a football stadium. The nearest planet is Mercury, and you can’t see it. It’s less than half the diameter of the period ending this sentence, and it’s lost in the grass, ten feet from our tennis ball sun.”
Today I learned you only breathe out of one nostril.
