Scruffy, Scruffier, Scruffiest: The New Look Is More Than Just a Fad
“I’d rather have a society full of bearded diaper changers than a society of clean-shaven war heroes. It is no coincidence that some of the worst regimes in history — the Nazis, the Italian fascists, etc. — prescribed beards. It is no coincidence that most powerful men in politics and church are clean-shaven.”
Why are white gay men with extra hair (everywhere except the top of their heads) so obnoxious? I’m over scruff. Over beards. Over chest hair. Over this fake ideal of masculinity just because, through no fault or effort of your own, you have extra follicles on random parts of your body.
And you know this queen is somewhere belting Lady Gaga songs and scheduling his Super Bowl party around Beyonce’s halftime show because he’s never seen a whole football game. Oh but you’re so manly because there’s a rug on your face.
I’m shaving tomorrow.