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Look at this photo.

I remember your first video on Sean Cody, Husband Material Colby Keller.

Gay-for-Pay Danny from Sean Cody is an MMA fighter now.

And this little fuckface is pissing me the hell off.

“Danny” (real name Dakota Cochrane, which is kind of hella perfect for a gay porn star) had lots of gay sex on camera in college, and now he’s competing on the new season of The Ultimate Fighter.

…Everyone has a past. But in the testosterone-filled sports world, Cochrane’s past proved impossible to outrun. What he describes as a temporary lapse in judgment from his college days continues to revisit him. It did again this week, shortly after FX announced that he had been chosen as one of the 32 finalists that will compete for a chance to be on that network’s first season of The Ultimate Fighter. Within 24 hours, the news was all over the MMA blogosphere: while in college, he had participated in gay pornography.

“It’s definitely a decision I regret,” he told MMA Fighting. “If I would have known what would happen I definitely wouldn’t have done it. But I had money issues and I needed help. I went there to do pictures, and they started throwing pretty high numbers in front of me. I didn’t really think. It was a big mistake.” (cont.)

Alright.

Let’s get really real.

Look at this photo.

Male Model Mondays: 4th of July

Simon Dexter

Clarissa would be 35 years old.

Yeah, that Clarissa. Thirty-five whole years.

And that’s just one of the many distressing things I found out from 40 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Also of note:

Elijah Wood was 18 when cast in the first Lord of the Rings. He’s 30 now.
Tommy Pickles would be 21.
This year’s 18 year olds were born in 1993.
The last new Teletubbies episode aired 10 years ago.
The Macarena is 16 years old.

And so many more. After the jump, one of my earliest childhood crushes.