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This picture is saying EV-ER-Y-THING!

LA Reid: Who even is this heffah standing next to me?
Demi Lovato: This will mark the beginning of my ~~new~~ career, I just know it.
Simon Cowell: I wonder if anyone can tell which one I’m sleeping with…
Britney Spears: Wait…Cheetos?

Britney Spears got offered $10 million to join the X-Factor.

I don’t know if she took it or not. Some sources say she refused. Others say they got back at her with $12-15 million and she’s on the verge of accepting. All I know is…This is the worst idea ever.

Listen to this track.

Leona Lewis “Collide”

Leona

Let’s get the obvious out of the way: Bitch is BANGIN on this cover. ::sweat::

As for the song…I’m medium. I’m over all these hoes putting out music for gay clubs. That electro whine in the instrumental is like a cheese grater on my soul and I’m done. DONE. If these tramps wanna cash in on them gay dollars (cause homos will buy anything made by a pretty girl in a flashy outfit) can we get more songs like “Feel Ur Beat” and less euro-dance-faggotry a la everything Red One shits out his Moroccan gayhole.

That said, Leona can really do no wrong in my eyes so I don’t hate the song. She didn’t oversing it and it really kind of picks up steam toward the middle and I got my jam on a little. But apparently she stole the track.

Leona put down the vocal for it before her label got the green light from the original creator and his label, DJ Avicii and Ministry of Sound. Leona’s manager, the illustrious and oh-so-scrupulous Simon Cowell, got denied use of it because Ministry wanted that track to be used as DJ Avicii’s next single. SyCo (Cowell’s label) is like “tough, I want it, this is hot.” And now it’s Leona’s single.

I personally feel bad for the girl because you know she probably had no idea her label was being crusty behind her back and now haters will be all over the blogs talmbout how much they hate her.

But on another note…on what planet is this track hot enough to go to war over? It’s not even hot, barely lukewarm, and you wanna potentially get the best vocalist on your label blasted by the music press for stealing a song? Shame on you, Simon.

(Source: mtv.co.uk, via somenathan)

Simon has finally seen the light and replaced Cheryl with Nicole.

And the congregation says “Amen!”

The X-Factor is already making waves 4 months before the premiere.

So let’s talk about how the US version of the X-Factor is about the be American Idol on steroids. I could run down the list of the boring-ass people that are gonna be hosting and judging, but that is not important. All you need to know is Simon Cowell and his breasts are back on TV, Paula Abdul will be sitting next to him (hopefully) making incoherent statements about Toyota Corollas and twice-baked hams, and L.A.Reid is the new Bitch Not To Be Messed With.

(Source: hollywoodreporter.com)