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Seth Myers AND Bill Hader are leaving SNL.

God I love Stefon.

Like. I don’t even care about Weekend Update anymore.

Whenever I watch SNL I always think “Hmm…maybe it was never funny and I’m just not white enough.”

4:00 pm • 12 November 2012 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Look at this photo.

New York’s hottest club is “YEAH BABY!” This club has everything: Homeless people pee, drunk bro-vomit, rats the size of an Olsen twin, and Stefon himself on stilts dispensing MetroCards from underneath his ballsack wearing a unitard from Mariah Carey’s Glitter Collection.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

Wait, tell me again why you like Rihanna?

I know I promised to lay off of her, but I just A) Saw SNL from last week and B) Heard Chris Brown’s new freestyle calling her a bitch and I just need some Rihanna stans to lay it out for me what it is about Rih Rih that you like so much.

I mean.

Can we first talk about these performances please???

I just realized Josh Meyers is not Seth Meyers.

It’s not that I thought Seth Meyers was running around making movies as Josh Meyers. I would just see Josh and genuinely think “oh hey, that’s the Weekend Update guy” and totally blank out on the fact that his name should be Seth, not Josh.

My bad.

Also, how judgey is it of me if I say, separately, I think both of them are kind of cute, but together they look like two of the douchiest guys I have ever seen, the kinds of guys I go out of my way to avoid because I feel like something sexist or racist will come out if they have too many Sam Adamses.

My bad twice.

Anonymous asked: what was wrong with Bill Hader on the subway?

Some people look better in person, and some people look better on TV. Kristen Wiig was shockingly adorable up close when I met her at a wedding reception last year. Bill Hader kind of looks like a creepy old man, like he wants to touch you in your bathing suit area and offer you a Werther’s Original to keep quiet about it.

Look at this photo.

Riddle me this…I find myself weirdly attracted to Bill Hader as Stefon. But. I’m not attracted to him in any other situation (especially not that time I saw him on the subway). Neither am I attracted to any of the guys in real life who fit that caricature.

Hmmmmmmmm…..

Also: if you buy me this t-shirt, I will have sex with you.