This is so much better than it has any right to be. Somebody show this to Snoop Lion and get his life together.
“Oh you thought you was the lost Marley? You thought you could just make reggae, cause what, you black and skinny? Well this fat white lady just showed you up and she probably doesn’t know this track even exists. Now go back and start recording ‘Sexual Seduction Part 2’ or something and leave reggae alone.”
…yet. I wouldn’t be surprised though. He is obviously on something other than regular weed. I know a lot of potheads and I’ve seen a lot of marijuana reactions, but I’ve never known anybody to smoke themselves all the way into a whole different person.
Why do I care about TV so much this season? I used to be hardcore on my television from Birth through sophomore year of college. Then it just petered out. But it’s back. I’m in this for the Win and I’m totally following what’s going on with the ratings this season and everything. Female leads are in the drivers’ seat, Hank Azaria is probably about to have the worst week ever, and…Snoop Dogg is coming to prime time? Let’s talk about it.
Snoop is so cool. And this man has been cool for basically all of the years I’ve been on the planet. Which is awesome and all. But you can’t help feeling just a twinge of “Sell Out” when you see him in boyband videos like this one by Big Time Rush. It’s so bad, I can’t even post it.
I just wanna know the thought process behind signing up for that foolishness. I do indeed think he was high as hell during that contract meeting.
You remember how you felt when you heard that 4 Loko was being banned and taken off the shelves? Lost? Confused? Betrayed? Well. Don’t let that happen again. Snoop Dogg and Colt 45 have partnered together to launch Blast on April 5th.
NEW YORK (Reuters) – Rapper Snoop Dogg is promoting a new, caffeine-laced alcoholic drink that has triggered calls for its ban even before it goes on sale next month.
The drink, called Blast by Colt 45, is manufactured by Pabst Brewing Company and scheduled for release on April 5. A promotional video features Snoop Dogg posing with scantily clad young women at a photo shoot.
The 23.5 ounce drink has a 12 percent alcohol content and comes in grape, raspberry watermelon, strawberry lemonade and blueberry pomegranate flavors. (cont.)
Now you KNOW as soon as some 13 year old White Girl from Nowhere Middle America and all her friends get some, go balls out, and get hospitalized, it will be OFF the shelves. So I’m just telling you now: find your favorite flavor, and buy cases of it on April 5th. I give it two weeks, tops, before it starts being taken off the shelves. You don’t wanna be caught ass out and alone like when 4 Loko left you.
Watch this video.
