I hate writing about Beyonce. It’s kind of like how I feel about gay guys who take their shirts off at the club. Obviously I have to look, but you are so goddamned annoying and I want you to get hit by a bus.
Beyonce keeps making me look at her.
I’ve been waiting on this video since the album came out, and for all you ridiculous people who spend all your time hating on Beyonce and getting all butthurt that she copied somebody…well…fire up your engines again because this is totally New Edition “If It Isn’t Love.”
Whatever, don’t care.
T-minus 3 seconds until some idiot says “I TOLD YOU SHE WASN’T PREGNANT! LOOK AT HER STOMACH!” Like she couldn’t possibly release videos that she recorded earlier.
Oh, btw Bey, we’re still waiting on that “Party” video. I know Solange is somewhere punching holes in walls because you keep putting out videos she’s not in, while she’s waiting to get some shine thrown her way for making a cameo in a New Jersey trailer park with Janet Jackson’s 1993 braids for all of 3 seconds or however long you let her be in the scene.
Because she doesn’t do a whole lot other than DJ in random places and walk around dressed like a box of Crayons. But I do keep up with Beyonce because she is so ridiculous and everywhere, so I couldn’t help but run across Solange in some trailer park in New Jersey on the set of Bey’s new video for “Party”.
Can we address these braids???
I am probably so late, but she is rocking these Janet JacksonPoetic Justice old-school braids and I am so feeling it. I like her little whacked-out sense of style sometimes. I actually like her music too so I can be on board with this.
And then I find out she’s become the R&B darling of indie collaborations so good job ma’am. Release two albums that flop? Go hang out in Williamsburg and see what scruffy white boy will let you sing the hook. I’m not mad. At least she thought of it before Ciara.