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Look at this photo.

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* And then Channing Tatum went on to become one of the most celebrated actors of our generation.* Or all guys look great with an eyebrow-piercing and frosted tips.* Or she clearly needs a homosexual to show her what you’re supposed to do with a stripper on your lap.
Two of these statements are very false.

* And then Channing Tatum went on to become one of the most celebrated actors of our generation.
* Or all guys look great with an eyebrow-piercing and frosted tips.
* Or she clearly needs a homosexual to show her what you’re supposed to do with a stripper on your lap.

Two of these statements are very false.

Cleveland stripper falls 15 feet giving a lap dance.

The accident occurred Wednesday at 12:40 a.m. at Christie’s Cabaret when stripper Lauren Block, 22, was giving a private dance to Pasquale Storino, 25, on the second floor of the nightclub.

According to the police report, Block fell while performing an elaborate series of moves on Storino.

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These heffahs literally think they’re SupaHo these days.

Look at this photo.

Poor Joseline. :-(

The internet says she was stripping down in Atlanta.

I guess Steebie did sein huh bahk to de schreh cluhb. Neba say Neba, Ms. Hernandez…

Chippendales *finally* has a HOT has-been celebrity joining the club.

Joey Lawrence is taking it all off … or most of it at least … because the 90s heartthrob just inked a deal with the man-stripper crew at Chippendales in Vegas.

A rep for the beefcake brigade tells TMZ, the 36-year-old former “Blossom” star will don the legendary bow tie … and not much else … for a special engagement at the Rio from June 7th-24th. (cont.)

I’m still scarred for life after those Chippendale pics of Jeremy Jackson being traffic cone orange, but this will go a long way to alleviate my distress. Joey Lawrence and his big gay face can still get it.

Also: What is with all these celebrities taking their clothes off today? The recession is really Real, you guys.

I went to a tranny strip show on Friday thrown by a Kim Kardashian lookalike.

And it was called Tranny Strip. Nice name, huh. Obviously they wanted you to know exactly what the deal was before you paid that $25 cover. One thing is for damn sure though…the host, Ashley Sky, is gorgeous.

Let me tell you some things.

Look at these photos.

One of the gogo boys at Urge asked me for my number last night and text me some pics.

Let’s see.

Guys who’ve asked Rafi out the past 4 years:

Men who get paid to dance around mostly naked and let people fondle them for tips…5.
Regular guys just drinking in a club, not on top of the bar in a jockstrap…zero.

It’s an awkward feeling.