Now it’s accurate.

I’ve only seen 3 Disney movies anyway and two of them made me cry.  What I wanna sit on the couch cryin up on some dude for?  I’d much rather watch Evelyn Lozada act a damn fool and  spend the commercials doing Tami Reenactments.

5:55 pm  •  4 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| basketball wives| disney| gay| evelyn lozada| tami roman| me| stuff i made|

10:13 pm  •  22 March 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| meanwhile| brooklyn| nyc| hipsters| funny| williamsburg| stuff i made|

First popularized by the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay forever stepping out of limousines with no panties, RAVE is characterized by a wanton display of your ladybits for no other reason than to have people talk about you.

2:14 pm  •  2 March 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| vagina| random| stuff i made|

Bitch, sit down, before the Queens of Shade take you to church.

4:28 pm  •  13 January 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| lady gaga| grace jones| madonna| shade| stuff i made|

I bet this is at Wal-Mart…

8:00 pm  •  5 December 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| meanwhile in america| meanwhile| fat people| video games| stuff i made|

She is basically just Zooey with autotune and a hard downbeat.  You can watch the video after the jump if you really want, but it’s very milquetoast.  Diego Luna is in it so I mean…there’s that.

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12:01 pm  •  14 November 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| zooey deschanel| katy perry| the one that got away| music| pop| music videos| new music| stuff i made| not sure if|

You’ll prolly get a bellyache.
That’s why you shouldn’t eat so much candy. 

7:10 pm  •  7 November 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| stuff i made| kids| cute| halloween| you sneaky mom| jimmy kimmel|

Why are there no girl groups out right now?  What kind of Dark Ages are we living in?

8:30 pm  •  29 September 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| destiny's child| cherish| beyonce| kelly rowland| stuff i made|