I am convinced of this because I have been trying for the past three months to get a sub that isn’t stacked like an asshole and I have failed every. single. time.

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7:37 pm  •  12 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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TANSTAAFL my ass!  I’m bout to get me a free sammich.

Take that, 8th grade Social Studies.

2:02 pm  •  25 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Who likes having to eat a big ass sandwich like a hot dog?

This says everything:

That hinge-cut sandwich is basically an asshole.  I hate it.

1:57 pm  •  12 January 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Is that just in NYC?  Or is that a company-wide Subway directive? We shall only employ those persons who demonstrate an appropriate level of StankAssAttitude when dealing with customers.

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1:38 pm  •  19 October 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Before you reflexively vomit on your computer screen, hear me out.  

I really like Subway.  

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2:33 pm  •  15 July 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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When you finally decide to eat at Subway even though you seriously thought not to because you couldn’t find your Points card and who eats at Subway without getting points but when you go to pay for your sandwich you find your card (!!!) which was hiding between your metrocard and your debit card instead of in the designated rewards card/coupon cards/frequent shoppers cards slot where it’s supposed to be.

2:01 pm  •  2 July 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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