Technically, they were hands acting as vaginas, but still. The point is: The White Vagina says BFFs at one point, the Latina Vagina wears a leopard print thong, and the Sassy Black Vagina says mmmhmmm and hits The Club.
I mean, if we gonna go all racialistic in stereo, let me write the commercial. I need for the White Vagina to cry profusely over something boring and not-important like a bouquet of flowers or a Valentine’s Day Card with an arrow that says “I’ll try anal if you buy me a diamond tennis bracelet.” I’ll have the Latina Vagina pop out babies the entire commercial and put all the kids in prom dresses at the laundrymat. And the Sassy Black Vagina will obviously be lubricated with fried chicken grease while the phone number to the Maury “You’re Not The Father” Show will be stamped on the inner right lip.
And they will be named Becky, Maria Conchita Gonzalez Veracruz, and Shaquanna.
You can watch em too, but obviously they’re gonna be hella boring now after the bomb-ass treatment I just wrote for some new commercials.