So this whole thing is basically improv and it is hilarious because they just can’t keep it together. Who’s idea was this and how did it come up in discussion?
Fred: So, K-dawg. I’m just gonna riff off the top of my head and you try to keep up. Kristen: Keep up? Fred: Yeah. You try to say what I say as I say it. Kristen: 0.o? Fred: It’ll be funny, I promise.
This morning I thought Oh I should post scary videos for Halloween! But scary videos don’t really exist so I’ll post fun ones this Sunday instead.
Anywho.
I was strangely attracted to Michael MacDonald. I can say that right? I mean…FF to 1:47. Can we discuss that ass? If every old white man in a tight outfit had cakes like that, I would be less depressed about the demographic that never fails to try to pick me up in a gay bar.
Sidenote: Now, everytime I go to Google, I’ll think penis. Which is actually already my thought process so nevermind.
First of all, star of my liquid dreams? Is that like…a dirty sex dream? Like a nocturnal emission? That’s nasty. And it should never be on the radio.
I actually had moderately high hopes for them since I did watch them come together on Making the Band. (Remember how that Hawaiian guy randomly quit after making the group because he couldn’t be away from his family? Punk bitch.) But no group actually survives after MTB (See: Da Band…Danity Kane…Day26) so they broke up shortly, either from internal issues or because the world realized they couldn’t sing after they did this song live on television and ears bled all over the country.
Ashley Parker Angel put out a “rock” album that sounds like a Kelly Clarkson record if you close your eyes, but nobody bought it. Now he’s trying to be an actor while the other 4 guys stage a comeback. They mad because he wouldn’t agree to a reunion, but really they can just replace him with some other generic blonde and nobody will know the difference. I hear Drew Lachey isn’t too busy these days…
Also of note: The lyrics of this song mark the last time time the phrase “Janet Jackson” was actually relevant.
You guys. I love this song so much. I love this whole album so much. JC’s voice makes my panties melt right off. The fact that J-Tim and his Whine are famous and not JC is a crime wrapped up in a shame and dipped in a tragedy.
I do not love this video though. What the pure fuck. Who did this choreography? Susan Powter? Denise Austin? Because this is just a morning aerobic workout on Lifetime TV. And please observe how lost Lance is. He is just behind the beat and all kinds of awkward. But look how skinny Joey is! I never realized he wasn’t always the FatOne.
Watch this video.
