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Some dude in Massachusetts caught on fire after applying sunscreen.

Well damn, white people. I guess you can scratch what I said about staying out of the sun and using sunblock and junk. Clearly, I would rather you have a few sunwrinkles as opposed to completely missing skin because it all burnt off.

This guy is probably wishing he never saw a bottle of sunscreen.

Gross pictures after the jump.

Look at this photo.

WHITE PEOPLE! STOP TANNING!

Look at that man’s face. He was a truck driver for almost three decades and that’s why one side of his face looks like an elephant’s droopy ballsack. I don’t understand why you folks still lay out in the sun just to be a couple of shades darker for a few months knowing full well that you will probably look like beef jerky when you’re older.

I know one damn thing.

If I end up marrying some white dude who insists on tanning and he turns out to look like that when we get old while I’m still fresh as a daisy, trust and believe we will have the first divorce settlement based on wrinkles. I’m putting it in the pre-nup. Must use sunscreen and not do stupid white people shit like bake in the sun for funsies. Or watch Friends.

(Source: thedailywh.at)