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“I got my own mind. I do my own style in my own time.”

Watch this video.

Tia & Tamera…on Tia’s breastmilk.

How many amazing things are going on in this video?

A) They are SO cute. I want to pinch them both.
B) Tia’s pregnant-lady-nose trips me out.
C) Their laugh is so not-dainty at all. It’s like some big, greasy lady at a truck stop.
D) Breastmilk is being consumed on television.

Drinking breastmilk is creepy to me. I’m sorry, I just can’t do it. I know it’s natural and it’s human and it’s great nutrition or whatever. But I don’t really want anything in me that just came out of another person. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I’ll stick with cow’s milk, thank you.

And don’t tell me it’s creepy to drink milk from a cow, because that’s where I get my hamburgers from, so what’s the difference? I’d way rather have cowburgers than peopleburgers.

Read this quote.

“
I do not know how these models…or whoever they are…get their bodies back into shape like that [after having a baby].

I think they’re on crack.
”

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—Tia Mowry

Tia’s big ass was trying to work off her baby weight with Queen Latifah’s lesbian lover, Jeanette Jenkins, on Monday’s episode of Tia & Tamera.

Also, she made Tamera drink her breast milk.

AlsoAlso, Tamera said it tasted like a chai latte.

That show was funny. Y’all missed out.

Tamera Mowry, I have just been alerted to your ways.

“I do not know how these models…or whoever they are…get their bodies back into shape like that [after having a baby]. I think they’re on crack.”

“
I do not know how these models…or whoever they are…get their bodies back into shape like that [after having a baby].

I think they’re on crack.
”