In honor of Danity Kane’s reunion (praise!!!!) I’ve been having major girl group cravings. It’s impossible to really rank the greats. The Supremes didn’t really make videos but how can you not have the prototype for girl trios to come? Does it count as a girl group if they play instruments, like the Bangles? Does Destiny’s Child’s choreography put them a step ahead of The Saturdays, who don’t dance?
But, here it is anyway. My favorite girl group videos. I threw this together really quick, so who did I miss? Let me know. Maybe there’ll be a part two.
The best day is when the Internet gives you something you didn’t even know you needed. Like today, I had no idea I needed to see Rozonda Chilli Thomas in a diner macking on some man who is copying her Wet & Wavy #5.
Maybe if I mention JoJo enough times she’ll get famous again? Why is nobody checking for her? Don’t rappers still like white girls? They could at least get her on the hook or something since Ashanti is too busy these days shaving her sideburns or something.
A) Who said I was calling women hoes? I call everyone hoes. I’m also fond of the terms bitches, tricks, and heffahs to refer to all my loved ones.
B) “Silly Ho” is a song by TLC.
C) Don’t be extra. That’s not cute. Really? You goin hard in the paint because I said silly hoes in reference to a song by TLC in a post about TLC? Really? Just making inferences that don’t even exist because you WANT to be offended on tumblr? #GirlBye
Christina Aguilera’s new album is exceedingly boring. I only got through about half of it before I gave up. I wanted to love it, because I think she’s such a great vocalist, but I definitely didn’t have high hopes after that wretched “Your Body” single.