I can’t. I just….wait…okay, I just can’t even….wait a sec….okay, this is just so….wait, can’t hold it back anymore ::VOMITALLOVEREVERYTHING::
He is so gross. Rock of Ages should be right up my alley. Ridiculous costumes? Eighties hair band music? Mary J. Blige? All of this should spell Win. But Tom Cruise is fucking with the flow and I canNOT be bothered.
So I’m kind of mad this article is trying to shift the blame for this flop of a shitshow away from Tom Cruise. Clearly, it’s all his fault. I don’t know why they don’t know that, Andrea.