So, this is the song they play at the end of every Top Model episode.
I was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders reality show on CMT (because I watch it, every single episode, SorryNotSorry) and I heard it during Season 5 Episode 3. I was like “lemme just find out what this is.”
So now I know.
It sounds like there should be some Christian Rock lyrics on this. Somethin about raised hands and open hearts or something…
Or her hair is too straight. Or she is too lite-skinted. Or she looks too bougie.
::shrug:: I don’t really know what this heffah is talkin about either. All I know is, her former assistant says she walked in on Ms. Carroll having lesbian sex in the office and Ms. Carroll says that can’t possibly be true because she doesn’t *look* like a black lesbian.
Look at this creative bitch, being creative and shit, giving us upside-down cleavage. Because regular cleavage is too regular for Adrienne Curry. She is creative. And she has to express herself. By showing the bottom-side of her tiddies instead of the top.
Bitch you have lost your damned mind. What even is the point of watching Top Model now? Nobody signed up to watch skinny bitches in a competition to be Totally Mediocre and Completely Average. I want to see Miss Jay being fierce and fabulous, Nigel being smashable and debonair, and Mr. Jay being helpful and adorably marriage-worthy.
Oh but you kept that big angry lump of nothing called Kelly Cutrone.