Really though, Essence? Y’all ain’t have something better to talk about? A whole interview with Sheree Cant-Get-A-Job,Man,ChildSupport,HouseBuilt Whitfield?
Girl you got FYE-YERD! Because YOU DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY, BOO! I mean, if I wanted to watch broke bitches act a fool on television, I could just watch The Maury NotTheFather Show. I wish she would roll up somewhere now talmbout “who gon’ check me boo?” I don’t know, Sheree, but I know who is not CHECKING for you boo, and that’s Bravo television.
I know I promised to lay off of her, but I just A) Saw SNL from last week and B) Heard Chris Brown’s new freestyle calling her a bitch and I just need some Rihanna stans to lay it out for me what it is about Rih Rih that you like so much.
I mean.
Can we first talk about these performances please???
The first time I saw Downton Abbey I thought this was one of the most amazing themes I’d ever heard for a television show…but it fades away oddly. The actual show starts at such an awkward place in the score.
But this. THIS. This is the move right here. The version with lyrics is ohkay I guess (they used it during a dance on DWTS last night) but this is just straight up Victorian drama.
I feel like I should be manically cooking a meal for 17 people now.
Clearly, this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race was a hot shitty mess, and it is definitely ending in the toilet. I do not envy RuPaul today. In a season that is destined to go down as The Season of Busted Grills, none of the queens reached the heights of past cycles. The audience ended up throwing their weight behind Latrice because…who else could you root for? And then she got kicked off the island.
Now we’re left with queens that nobody is really passionate about anymore.
Fan-Favorite, Sharon, The Hipster Racist
Underdog, Phi Phi, The Brat Who Thinks She’s Better Than She Is
Old Reliable, Chad, Who is Old and Reliably Cher.
I’m not sure who will win. But I can tell you who is *not* going to take home the crown, that’s for sure.
…Sharon Needles has come under fire for a Facebook comment she appears to have made in February that has emerged and begun circulating around the Internet. In a screenshot we see Sharon writing, “I fucked a black last week…call me a cheater, not a racists..i don’t say n-word..i say nigger..,” among other very unsettling remarks. Though there has been no official response from Needles in regard to the truth behind this particular Facebook comment, the screenshot is flying around fast and could very well impact her image as fans vote. (cont.)
Definitely impacted my vote.
Fuck this season of Drag Race. I don’t even care who wins.
Vibe’s Sexy Issue featuring the Queens of Reality TV.
