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Cher put a turkey on her head and performed her new single on The Voice.

Now, I’m not here to disrespect my elders or to disregard my gay herstory (or whatever) but Cher was an old lady mess last night. She was actually kind of cute doddering around on stage off beat..

Look at this photo.

If you ask your friend “what is the most iconic prop from any television series” and they answer with something other than Sophia’s Purse, stop being friends with that person.

Arya Stark is officially back.

This is one of those “As someone who has read the books” type posts, so feel free to just pass on by. I know from growing up without having read any of the Harry Potter series how annoying those conversations with the bookreaders can be.

But still. Bless this season finale. I’ve been waiting for this Arya to come back.

One Million Moms is not here for this cross-dressing superhero.

A couple of weeks ago, I caught wind of a new cartoon where a little boy turns into a superhero. He says “You Go Girl!” and transforms into SheZow.

I thought, “hmm…this is cute, I should let people know about this.” But then I thought, “hmm….lemme wait until the Right catches wind because they’ll overreact and then I can talk about how stupid they are.”

Today is the day!

See? Game of Thrones really can be good without boobies.

Granted, I was trying to get my Summer Feet Situation together while I was watching Game of Thrones. I wore flip-flops the other day and realized I was rocking some ol’ Harriet Tubman slave feet, so it was time for a home pedicure. Maybe in between the pumice stone and the cuticle clipping I missed the tits, but I didn’t notice any nudity last night.

And it was the best episode ever!

Worst news of the day: Joseline Hernandez won’t be on RHOA.

I have been patiently waiting for some kind of crossover between Love & Hip Hop, Real Housewives of Atlanta, R&B Divas, or Braxton Family Values and the Colored Girls of Reality Television Gods are just not giving it to me.

I thought yesterday all my prayers had been answered.

Natalie Cole is really upset American Idol did her song without her.

I’m telling you. When these washed-up R&B stars of yesteryear get salty, they get downright Lowry’s Seasoned.

Before Candice Glover won American Idol (::praisehands::) she did a duet of “Inseperable” with Jennifer Hudson. Natalie Cole recorded it nearly 40 years ago and she is not here for J-Hud singing her song.

Seth Myers AND Bill Hader are leaving SNL.

God I love Stefon.

Like. I don’t even care about Weekend Update anymore.