Lady Gaga turned it out on SNL.
This weekend’s episode of Saturday Night Live was one of the best ever. Actually, that’s probably not true because I didn’t watch SNL growing up, and I’ve only watched about 10 episodes per season since high school. But of the episodes I’ve seen, Lady Gaga was waaaay up near the top somewhere for her hosting duties.
And you know how much it took out of me to write that paragraph since that child is still the most annoying person on the planet. I just have to notch one in the Win Column for her this week, because she was really on point.
Let’s sit with a few of her moments.
10:00 am • 18 November 2013 •
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Scandal: No one cares about Abby & David.
As a matter of fact, let’s take that one step further. No one cares about Quinn either. I am so bored with Baby Huck and her fascination with the darkside. Can they just give Harrison something to do and forget about those whack ass white chicks? They are bringing nothing to the show but dead air. More Mellie, Harrison, Olivia’s Outfits, and Cyrus Having A Fit. Less everything else.
Oh, more redneck Montana Lisa Kudrow also. Can she have a coming to Jesus with Mellie? That’s the argument I’m trynna watch.
12:05 pm • 2 November 2013 •
Charmed is coming back!
Without any of the original cast members.
Yes, Piper. It’s possible. But I sure as hell will not be watching this travesty…this hackjob…this egregious miscarriage of justice! I rebuke this in the name of
Jesus the Source.
8:00 pm • 29 October 2013 •
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Watch this video.
Tamar Braxton “Gimme That Epidural” feat. Trina & Towanda & the Baby’s Heartbeat
Where my baby heart beat at?
I got to hear that on….on blast, Shawty. I got ta have that on deck.
Can Tamar have a baby every day??? Y’all. This is the flyest contraction I’ve ever seen. Lashes done, Lips did, Weave on. You know that hospital was not ready.
I really had a contraction up in this bitch.
(Source: suqmydiqtbh, via jimnasium)
6:01 pm • 29 October 2013 •
The original “C” in TLC is not happy about that biopic.
As soon as I heard T-Boz and Chilli were going to make a movie about TLC, I wondered if they were going to start from the record deal or from the beginning before Chilli was in the group. They did indeed go all the way back to Crystal Jones, and she would like to let all of us know that she didn’t get kicked out of the group because she couldn’t sing. She got kicked out because Pebbles is a crook.
2:01 pm • 24 October 2013 •
Look at this photo.
25 Years of the Conners.
I think I want to turn this into a black-on-white line drawing and make a t-shirt. Anyone with screenprinting abilities, holla.
2:00 pm • 21 October 2013 •
Halle Berry is coming to television!
These are all of the people who are really excited about it.
I don’t know anybody who wants to watch Halle Berry “act” every week. Every week? Every week?? She’s going to be on a television show every week? Who let this happen? I rebuke this in the name of Jesus.
7:00 pm • 10 October 2013 •
Project Runway is the only show I love that regularly makes me not want to watch anymore.
This season is actually one of my favorites both for quality of design, and (let’s be honest) quality of drama. The queens have really just acted a complete fool and it made for some entertaining television. Aside from that though, I think Dom is one of my favorite contestants of the entire Project Runway series thus far (after Kara Saun, Christian Sirano, and Chloe Dao) because she makes clothes that look fashion-forward and wearable at the same time, as opposed to fashion-forward and “where are you going in that outfit though?”
But these judges are officially on crack after last week and I have had it. HAD IT.
7:02 pm • 28 September 2013 •