Go to this link.
Cory, Shawn, And Topanga Are Still BFFs
What’s that? Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome this is.
Can I have a collaborative dinner with my ex co-workers too?
10:40 am • 11 December 2012 •
boy meets world|
Evelyn Lozada is completely not here for Chad’s new jumpoff.
Quick rehash of a sad story:
Evelyn meets Chad.
Evelyn hears from Everyone In The World, “Girl this is a bad idea.”
Evelyn ignores the ‘haterz.’
Evelyn breaks up with best friend over friend’s dislike of Chad.
Evelyn marries Chad.
Evelyn gets beat up by Chad.
Evelyn divorces Chad.
Evelyn has Twitter war with Chad’s ugly new
girlfriend penis receptacle.
Y’all. She went IN on this heffah.
9:00 am • 21 November 2012 •
Look at this photo.
But the fact that Taylor keeps attracting them AT ALL is beyond me. Hot, rich men too. I’m telling you, that breadstick has kryptonite in her coochie.
(Source: k1mkardashian, via koalainchicago)
10:53 am • 24 October 2012 •
Look at these photos.
Samuel L. Jackson really loves the Olympics. He should be the commentator for every sport.
Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!
Y’all can just take me straight to the cemetery because I am so dead right now. Can Sam be my uncle? Can he be everybody’s uncle?
This is a man who clearly knows how to enjoy his millions…
I just picture him sitting in a recliner with a bottle of Mad Dog in a wife beater, yelling at the TV and tweeting randomly.
10:48 am • 2 August 2012 •
samuel l. jackson|
Go to this link.
Anderson Cooper is not gay at all.
Nope. Not one bit. Straight men are always secretly this sassy, and Twitter just gives them a medium on which to express their inner queen.
8:00 pm • 18 June 2012 •
Read this quote.
“It’s very important for human beings to feel that they are popular and well-liked amongst a large group of people that we don’t care for.”
—Jerry Seinfeld, in the early 90s, talking about why we like messages on the answering machine.
See also: Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, and going to gay clubs in NYC.
7:16 pm • 12 June 2012 •