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Naomi Campbell is still not here for Tyra Banks.

I’m going to watch The Face.

And I don’t care who knows it. Coco Rocha is amazing and Karolina Kurkova is sweet as pie, but Naomi Campbell is the epitome of That Bitch, living in some alternate reality where she doesn’t realize her every word and movement is laced with shade and dismissal.

She just basically gave a whole interview calling Tyra Banks irrelevant without actually calling Tyra Banks irrelevant. If this reality show doesn’t work out, Naomi could always open up a school for gifted queens called Ms. Campbell’s Tutelage of I Don’t See Her.

Look at this photo.

Remember when Tyra didn’t crown this chick as America’s Next Top Model? And then she brought her back for another cycle and didn’t crown her again? And then whatever (little) respect you had for Tyra went out of the window because CLEARLY Allison should win every contest of everything?

Yeah, that happened.

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Look at this photo.

What homo not only saw the above picture and thought “OMG RuPaul’s Drag Race” but also took the time to find the corresponding drag queens and make this?

Internet People have too much time on their hands.

I bet he was foaming at the mouth and leaking gay juice the entire time it took to make this like This is gonna be so awesome OMG I am so excited.

(It *is* awesome though. Good job, Internet Gays.)

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Look at this photo.

The cast of America’s Next Top Model: All Stars!!!!!!!!!!

I am.so.excited.and.gay.right.now.

The only truly horrible choice is Shannon from Cycle 1. She was obnoxious and she gotta be old as hell now anyway. I am totally feeling this cast, forreal. Except Where the hell is Jade????? An all-star cast with no Jade?

Jade says the producers asked her and had some kind of ridiculous contract she didn’t wanna sign so she was like
Jade

I also wish they had gotten Tocarra :-( But I am still on board With This!

But let’s just pause and take a moment to observe the fact that Camille, Angelea, Dominique, and Bianca will be all in the house TOGETHER at the same time. I’m totally expecting a catfight along the levels of the Bad Girls Club.

Anyhow…I can’t stop quivering with excitement. I don’t care who wins this season anymore (it better be Brittani) because I just need it to be over and make way for this realness.

America’s Next Top Model…AllStars!!! Coming This Fall

Read the title twice and let it sink in. Do you understand what is happening?

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See? Tyra is ALMOST as excited as I am about this.

…America’s Next Top Model will kick off the fall with its first all-star version, bringing back models who became breakout characters and who had the most memorable stories from past seasons. Additional details about the cast, judges and prizes for the all-star cycle of the reality competition will be announced later. (cont.)

This will be the Most Epic of All Epicness. Why did it never occur to me before that this should happen? I just hope she picks actual contestants people want to see. Like:

completely delusional Jade
larger than life Tocarra
Isis…and her penis
loud, obnoxious Brittany
ghetto-ass Tiffany and her horrible weave

I’m sorry.
I can’t finish typing this post because I am FUCKING DEAD RIGHT NOW!

(Source: omgblog.com)