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Tyra Banks vs. Naomi Campbell: Music Video Battle.

So. Remember the second season of America’s Next Top Model? Think hard to when Tyra Banks thought she could become a popstar and everybody was like…

Well, I’m not sure whether you know this or not, but Naomi Campbell had already BeenThere DoneThat TheyLovedMeInJapan ten years earlier. In the spirit of competition, as well as internet cattiness and holiday boredom…who had the better video?

Naomi Campbell is still not here for Tyra Banks.

I’m going to watch The Face.

And I don’t care who knows it. Coco Rocha is amazing and Karolina Kurkova is sweet as pie, but Naomi Campbell is the epitome of That Bitch, living in some alternate reality where she doesn’t realize her every word and movement is laced with shade and dismissal.

She just basically gave a whole interview calling Tyra Banks irrelevant without actually calling Tyra Banks irrelevant. If this reality show doesn’t work out, Naomi could always open up a school for gifted queens called Ms. Campbell’s Tutelage of I Don’t See Her.

America’s Next Top Model has some competition!

I bet Tyra wishes she hadn’t canceled her talkshow because Naomi is coming for her (AGAIN!) and she won’t have an outlet through which to express her displeasure!

Watch these promos for The Face:

Naomi is coming! And she stole Nigel? It’s a wrap Tyra. Pack it up, time to go home. Naomi is here and she’s taking over your territory.

Look at this photo.

Bonus because DAMN.

And Tyra was/is totally hitting that.

And I wasn’t even going to watch this season of ANTM, but then I caught Rob in a promo and he’s even *more* attractive on television.

Lord Jesus, Tyra just fired Nigel and both of The Jays.

Bitch you have lost your damned mind. What even is the point of watching Top Model now? Nobody signed up to watch skinny bitches in a competition to be Totally Mediocre and Completely Average. I want to see Miss Jay being fierce and fabulous, Nigel being smashable and debonair, and Mr. Jay being helpful and adorably marriage-worthy.

Oh but you kept that big angry lump of nothing called Kelly Cutrone.

#Girlbye

Look at this photo.

Remember when Tyra didn’t crown this chick as America’s Next Top Model? And then she brought her back for another cycle and didn’t crown her again? And then whatever (little) respect you had for Tyra went out of the window because CLEARLY Allison should win every contest of everything?

Yeah, that happened.

(via restinsidetheflames)

Look at this photo.

What homo not only saw the above picture and thought “OMG RuPaul’s Drag Race” but also took the time to find the corresponding drag queens and make this?

Internet People have too much time on their hands.

I bet he was foaming at the mouth and leaking gay juice the entire time it took to make this like This is gonna be so awesome OMG I am so excited.

(It *is* awesome though. Good job, Internet Gays.)

(Source: feelingthegig)

Look at this photo.

The cast of America’s Next Top Model: All Stars!!!!!!!!!!

I am.so.excited.and.gay.right.now.

The only truly horrible choice is Shannon from Cycle 1. She was obnoxious and she gotta be old as hell now anyway. I am totally feeling this cast, forreal. Except Where the hell is Jade????? An all-star cast with no Jade?

Jade says the producers asked her and had some kind of ridiculous contract she didn’t wanna sign so she was like
Jade

I also wish they had gotten Tocarra :-( But I am still on board With This!

But let’s just pause and take a moment to observe the fact that Camille, Angelea, Dominique, and Bianca will be all in the house TOGETHER at the same time. I’m totally expecting a catfight along the levels of the Bad Girls Club.

Anyhow…I can’t stop quivering with excitement. I don’t care who wins this season anymore (it better be Brittani) because I just need it to be over and make way for this realness.