Burger King has admitted that it is possible some of its burgers sold in the U.K. and Ireland were, in fact, tainted with horsemeat.
This is just the latest chapter in an ongoing scandal in the U.K. and Ireland involving beef burger patties tainted with meat from horses and pigs. U.K. supermarket chain Tesco and other companies have also been affected. It’s suspected that a meat distributor in Poland, which worked with all the companies in question, used meats other than beef as filler in cheap burgers.
Why is everybody so mad? Is there some huge difference between a cow and a horse that I don’t know about? They both have four legs, eat grass, and shit everywhere, correct? So eat it. What’s the problem?
As long as they’re in civil partnerships. And not having any sex. So basically I think they meant lesbians.
(Kidding.)
(Well, sort of, because that Lesbian Bed Death is real and relevant in these streets/sheets.)
The Anglican Church of England last night announced that after years ofinternational debate, they will now allow gay men to become bishops. These gay men, however, must be in a civil partnership and also celibate.
“The House has confirmed that clergy in civil partnerships, and living in accordance with the teaching of the Church on human sexuality, can be considered as candidates for the episcopate,” the Bishop of Norwich, Graham James, said in a statement.
“The House believed it would be unjust to exclude from consideration for the episcopate anyone seeking to live fully in conformity with the Church’s teaching on sexual ethics or other areas of personal life and discipline.”
I do kind of care that it’s so soon after they got married. Don’t people just enjoy being married for a little while? Somebody tell Prince William it’s not the Middle Ages anymore and you don’t have to try to get male heir out of her ASAP to quell the fears of the people and establish the line of succession.
Most of the time, Natasha Khan really gets on my nerves, but she can still throw down a good track. This is what Florence Welch would sound like if she wasn’t always wailing in a wind tunnel.
Seriously, if anybody I know actually needed to be told this is the Spice Girls, they should just quietly remove themselves from my life. This was awesome. I don’t even care that Victoria almost fell off her car-roof-stage twice. Bitch has a black wedding train on a little black dress. And Mel B. is wearing a catsuit straight from Body by Carmen Carrera.
This is clearly the face of Jesus in the crumbling facade of a Chinese take-out joint. A drunk Christian said so, therefore, it must be true.
As Ian Ridley and Lawrence Boys waited outside the takeaway in Sunderland they noticed that peeling paint and dirt on the door appeared to form the face of Jesus.
Mr Ridley, 39, immediately took a photograph of the bizarre sight outside the Mayho Chinese Takeaway.
He said: ‘We were a little drunk at the time and went to get something to eat.
‘We were waiting for our meal outside when we saw it.
‘It was Jesus looking right at us, we were shocked and couldn’t believe it. ‘It’s a miracle!
LONDON (Reuters) - Britain’s landmark Big Ben clock tower adjoining the Houses of Parliament will be renamed “Elizabeth Tower” to mark Queen Elizabeth’s 60th year on the throne, a parliamentary official said on Tuesday.
The announcement follows four days of celebrations earlier this month to mark the 86-year-old queen’s Diamond Jubilee, only the second to be celebrated by a British monarch.
I bet the Queen doesn’t even want this. What could she possibly need with a clock that big? Can you imagine the size parlor she would need to fit that thing in her house?
Who even brought this up? ”Big Ben is getting kinda old and the name is stale. We should freshen it up! What else is old around here…Queen Elizabeth!” So that’s what we do now, change the names of really old stuff to names that are just regular old.
Cicely Tyson better watch out. You know she’s older than slavery. Somebody might decide she needs freshening up and suddenly rename her Interstate Highway System.
What’s Cleopatra been up to?
