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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

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Buzzfeed Gay Men Explain Tampons

Can we be done with “vaginas are so mysterious and weird” experiments?  It’s not Mars.  It’s not the bottom of the ocean floor.  It’s a vagina and 50% of the population has one.

I’m not saying gay men should know what all menstrual devices are or how they’re used, but using that as a set up is really tired.  Plus, I’m a cranky curmudgeon and I hate when everybody laughs at stuff that I don’t think is funny so then I have to go on the internet and tell you why you’re dumb.

You’re dumb.  This isn’t remotely interesting, novel, or humorous.  I refuse to believe grown-ass people on this planet don’t know how a tampon works.  How are you a reasonably intelligent human being actually playing with a tampon and still be confused about where it goes or what you do with it?  Why would you ever stick adhesive to your vagina?  If you don’t know what the Diva Cup is just hearing the name, I totally understand, but now that you’re holding one, it’s pretty obvious where it goes.

Just dumb.  I’ll be glad when we stop Mystifying The Vagina and get on with life.  It’s just a human vagina.  They’ve been on this planet for tens of thousands of years functioning the exact same way  and doing the exact same thing every 28 days since before we stood up on two legs and climbed out of the forest.  It’s really not that crazy.

3:23 pm  •  9 October 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Japanese artist arrested because vaginas are still offensive.

Kanamara Matsuri, or “Festival of the Steel Phallus,” is a celebration of male genitalia that takes place in Japan every year.  Thousands of revelers wear penis-shaped glasses, buy penis-shaped memorabilia, and suck on penis-shaped lollipops.  If you can’t paint yourself a mental image, just Google “Kanamari Matsuri.”

So how did artist Megumi Igarashi run afoul of obscenity standards over 3D-printing files of a vagina?

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12:07 pm  •  18 July 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Someone bid half a million dollars to take this woman’s virginity.


"Elizabeth Raine" is a med student who is offering her virginity to the highest bidder.  In this case, the highest bidder will obviously be the kind of Neanderthal that not only buys into the whole Myth of Female Virginity but also is the type of person who cares enough about it that he would pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to deflower a virgin.

If you can’t tell already, I hate everyone associated with this foolishness.

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5:07 pm  •  29 April 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Is your vagina too dark?

I would like to take a moment to address a very sensitive and possibly embarrassing subject:  Dark Pussy.


Are you depressed?
Does your husband/boyfriend/significant other pay no attention to you?  
Are you uninterested in coffee?
Would you like to wear your hair down more often?
Have you always wanted to wear lively-patterned tank-tops and smile but just don’t know how?

Maybe your vagina is too dark.  I’ll let this commercial explain.

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12:57 pm  •  12 June 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. (source)
Fire in the hole.

I really really wanna know what she did.  I mean, if she slept with his best friend, eh ok.  I get it.  
But if she just burnt last night’s dinner though, he might be a little bit insane.  Somebody should keep tabs on that guy, just in case.


Fire in the hole.


I really really wanna know what she did.  I mean, if she slept with his best friend, eh ok.  I get it.  

But if she just burnt last night’s dinner though, he might be a little bit insane.  Somebody should keep tabs on that guy, just in case.

10:00 am  •  3 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     China can’t tell the difference between a mushroom and a sex toy.

I wish I was making this up.

This is the same country that’s trying to build the world’s tallest building in under three months.  But y’all can’t tell fungus and pocket pussies apart?  No ma’am, Pam.  

Sex Toy Fools Entire Chinese Village
by Audrey Wozniak 
Jun 19, 2012 10:28am

The discovery of a double-headed sex toy mistaken for a mystical rare fungus brought national notoriety to a Chinese village and TV program this week.

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3:50 pm  •  20 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     RAVE = Random Act of Vaginal Exposure

First popularized by the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay forever stepping out of limousines with no panties, RAVE is characterized by a wanton display of your ladybits for no other reason than to have people talk about you.

2:14 pm  •  2 March 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     This Cheetah Girl just showed her whole wolf monkey.

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2:04 pm  •  2 March 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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