This is the same country that’s trying to build the world’s tallest building in under three months. But y’all can’t tell fungus and pocket pussies apart? No ma’am, Pam.
Sex Toy Fools Entire Chinese Village by Audrey Wozniak Jun 19, 2012 10:28am
The discovery of a double-headed sex toy mistaken for a mystical rare fungus brought national notoriety to a Chinese village and TV program this week.
First popularized by the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay forever stepping out of limousines with no panties, RAVE is characterized by a wanton display of your ladybits for no other reason than to have people talk about you.
Fresh off her successful endorsement with Nivea, Rihanna signs with Monistat 7 and shows us how to really soothe the itch while you wait for the product to kick in.
America’s resident Transtastical Ambassador in cartoon form. This would be a much bigger hit if someone had made up a dance called “The Pussy” to go with it. I guess Soulja Boy was busy that day.
Please note the Uncomfortable Sidekick who, in a perfect world, is named Bertha, Pauletta, or Estherleen.
I wish this video was a joke, but it’s actually more amusing because she actually has followers who buy her stuff and pay money to see her speak live. I want to go. And look super-studious with a legal pad and some Bics taking detailed notes.
Y’all got to be a PILOT over the pussy y’all. Y’all got to be the pussy POLICE! These men that y’all are committing to is givin the dick away that’s got to go up in yo vagina.
Look at this photo.
