I would like to take a moment to address a very sensitive and possibly embarrassing subject: Dark Pussy.
Are you depressed? Does your husband/boyfriend/significant other pay no attention to you? Are you uninterested in coffee? Would you like to wear your hair down more often? Have you always wanted to wear lively-patterned tank-tops and smile but just don’t know how?
Maybe your vagina is too dark. I’ll let this commercial explain.
First popularized by the likes of Britney, Paris, and Lindsay forever stepping out of limousines with no panties, RAVE is characterized by a wanton display of your ladybits for no other reason than to have people talk about you.