White Guys Doing It By Themselves.
This is going to be my new favorite blog.
After women in the Senate lead the way to end the shutdown, David Gregory gathers two other white men, Senators Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Tom Coburn (R-OK), to ask if anything has changed.
If you are a white man and this offends you in any way A) we probably shouldn’t be friends and B) read on a little to see why you’re being ridiculous.
5:31 pm • 8 November 2013 •
Go to this link.
White people skiing butt naked.
Ten minutes after watching this, and I’m still waiting for my balls to drop. Why would anybody agree to this? Black friends, I know a lot of you don’t ski, so it’s hard for me to explain how much wrong is going on. I know y’all know what it’s like to be dumb cold though, so just picture that, naked, with two gigantic popsicle sticks tied to your feet, hurtling down a mountain, blinded by all of the whiteness around you — meaning the snow and the other people because I ain’t ever seen but handful of other colored folks when I’m out on the slopes. And then suddenly, you misjudge and topple over into the snow. Hard. Like falling on concrete that explodes into tiny ice chunks. Naked though.
White people stay taking risks y’all. Skiing naked, jumping off cliffs, paying bills one day after the due date, and trying out that new discount sushi and tattoo place by the vintage record store.
10:00 am • 24 October 2013 •
Look at this photo.
Alright, Sensible White Friends….Halloween is fast-approaching. So, I’ma need y’all to come collect your cousins before the big day so you can try to impart some reasonable expectations of social decorum.
(Source: carcharocles, via reverseracism)
3:00 pm • 10 October 2013 •
You have never met twins named Lemonjello and Oranjello.
That did not happen. Stop saying it. I’m just going to put out an internet-wide moratorium on that tired urban legend because I am so over this happening:
Black Person: LOL! Look at these white names!
White Person: Ghetto names are worse. My sister is a teacher and she had these twins named Lemonjello and Oranjello.
7:00 pm • 9 October 2013 •
Those Broadway queens are still at it every night.
Last week I made this post about the loud white queens across the courtyard “singing” Broadway musicals at the top of their lungs after midnight.
Please allow me a second to elaborate and expand on those feelings because I am both annoyed by the hate mail calling me a racist and, more importantly, annoyed by how loud they are Every. Single. Fucking. Night.
8:06 pm • 30 September 2013 •
Learning from an early age.
Do not be afraid, my child. They won’t hurt you.
(unless they’re wearing a police uniform)
(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via whopottermon)
9:00 am • 21 August 2013 •
I’ve been hanging out with this white guy named Thad.
This is like…a boring diary entry, so you can move on to something else.
So, you know how I have my names for strangers whose names I don’t know, or for a big chunk of people? Examples:
- white girls are Becky
- white guys are Thad or Brad
I could list them all (Shaniqua, Jamarcus, Jose, Angelica Maria Conchita Velasquez Alonso Gonzalez de la Cruz, etc.) but you get the point. It’s all in good fun.
The thing is…I’ve never actually met a Becky or a Thad in real life, until recently. And he put me in my place y’all.
3:34 pm • 12 August 2013 •