Look at this photo.

Chiseled X-Factor husband material, Marlon McKenzie.

These are the X-Factor judges.

This picture is saying EV-ER-Y-THING!

LA Reid: Who even is this heffah standing next to me?
Demi Lovato: This will mark the beginning of my ~~new~~ career, I just know it.
Simon Cowell: I wonder if anyone can tell which one I’m sleeping with…
Britney Spears: Wait…Cheetos?

Look at this photo.

Facebook knows what’s up.
Britney totally does not need to be judging anything.

Britney Spears got offered $10 million to join the X-Factor.

I don’t know if she took it or not. Some sources say she refused. Others say they got back at her with $12-15 million and she’s on the verge of accepting. All I know is…This is the worst idea ever.

Janet Jackson is obviously not going to be a judge on the X-Factor.

I don’t even know how somebody fixed their mouth to start this rumor.

…On February 22, Simon Cowell revealed that Paula and Nicole would be replaced by two women, so naturally a short list of A-list ladies (who need no surname) began to formulate: Mariah. Britney. Pink. Janet.

Well, you can officially cut that list by one, because Janet Jackson tells TheInsider.com that she is “very flattered that X Factor let me know that I was being considered for next season, but it just wouldn’t be possible.” (cont.)

But really. Did you really think JANET DAMITA JO JACKSON would be a judge on a talent show? Are you crazy?!

The X-Factor finale is….*yawn*

…oh I’m sorry. I think I dozed off in the middle of typing that because the show is so boring. But yeah, the X Factor finale is tonight. Somebody is about to win $5million for being really mediumish.

PS: Does anybody else think Chris has some negro somewhere in there? Not because of his “soulful music” or whatever…he just looks colored to me.

Anyway…

Look at these photos.

This is LeRoy Bell.
He is 60.

Now do you see what the fuss is about? Sweet Jesus.

My body is ready, Grampa. Come show me how they did it before the Civil Rights Movement…

This is who I want to make it to the X Factor live shows.