This is the first time I have genuinely enjoyed a Rihanna performance, and all she had to do was just stand there and get rained on. Maybe Adele should try this and switch it up from her usual just standing there dry.
I want to stab everyone involved with making us wait all this time for this mediocrity. Who did this to her? Who listened to the voice on that girl and said “yes, let me write the most boring song ever for her to sing”? Melanie gave me goosebumps on the X Factor and this is the single? Why are they wanting her to fail so badly? I have so many questions and concerns.
And that little pre-dance breakdown to absolutely nowhere. Somebody needs an asswhoopin for this. I am so sad for her! This is worse than what they did to Leona Lewis.
LA Reid: Who even is this heffah standing next to me? Demi Lovato: This will mark the beginning of my new career, I just know it. Simon Cowell: I wonder if anyone can tell which one I’m sleeping with… Britney Spears: Wait…Cheetos?
I don’t even know how somebody fixed their mouth to start this rumor.
…On February 22, Simon Cowell revealed that Paula and Nicole would be replaced by two women, so naturally a short list of A-list ladies (who need no surname) began to formulate: Mariah. Britney. Pink. Janet.
Well, you can officially cut that list by one, because Janet Jackson tells TheInsider.com that she is “very flattered that X Factor let me know that I was being considered for next season, but it just wouldn’t be possible.” (cont.)
But really. Did you really think JANET DAMITA JO JACKSON would be a judge on a talent show? Are you crazy?!