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Children’s book about George Washington’s happy slaves pulled from shelves.

Let’s be absolutely clear:  slavery is slavery no matter how well the slave is treated.



Scholastic published a children’s book two weeks ago called “A Birthday Cake for George Washington.”

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In it, George Washington’s cook slave bakes a cake for his boss master but there’s no more sugar, and the jolly little story is told through the eyes of his daughter.  This is why kids don’t know shit about history.  They keep reading this crap and taking it as gospel without any historical context.  Observe:

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kenya moore next

She specifically said “books and movies” are evidence that some slaves were happy.  Some slave owners hated slavery and bought slaves to protect Black folks.  Some slave owners like her family buried slaves under their basement floor because they loved them so much.

What kind of cognitive dissonance tho!!

The book, which depicts Hercules and Delia preparing a cake for Washington, has received more than 100 one-star reviews on As of Sunday evening, only 12 reviews were positive. The book also set off discussions on Facebook, Twitter and elsewhere on social media.

“Oh, how George Washington loves his cake!” reads the publisher’s description of the story. “And, oh, how he depends on Hercules, his head chef, to make it for him. Hercules, a slave, takes great pride in baking the president’s cake. But this year there is one problem — they are out of sugar.”

In a Scholastic blog post from last week, Ganeshram wrote that the story was based on historical research and meant to honor the slaves’ skill and resourcefulness.

“How could they smile? How could they be anything but unrelentingly miserable?” Ganeshram wrote. “How could they be proud to bake a cake for George Washington? The answers to those questions are complex because human nature is complex. Bizarrely and yes, disturbingly, there were some enslaved people who had a better quality of life than others and ‘close’ relationships with those who enslaved them. But they were smart enough to use those ‘advantages’ to improve their lives.”

(cont. AP)

Hercules felt so content and was so close to George Washington that he escaped to freedom?  He didn’t say “Hey George, thinkin about a new career path, so here’s my notice.”  He escaped.  With definite physical harm and possible death looming over his head if caught.  He risked death and torture to get out of his lovely work arrangement with the first President of the United States.

Let’s be absolutely clear:  slavery is slavery no matter how well the slave is treated.  You are being held against your will to do the bidding of a master who has control over every part of your life.  Even if you like to do something, being forced to do it under threat of death makes it a smidge less enjoyable.  Obviously, I like to write.  If someone told me I had to write X amount of words every day or I’d be whipped, writing is a lot less fun, feel me?  There is no way to glamorize slavery, to make it more palatable, or Disney it up to make it cute and fun.  Slavery is owning another human being.  Point blank and the period.  No further discussion is necessary.

But apparently is is necessary because authors like Ramin Ganeshram – a woman who is half black even (!!!!) – are out here making fairy tales out of real folks’ struggle and then adding a few footnotes at the end, like somebody is going to actually receive that.

So we have a generation of kids like Rachel Ann Hogan who’ve been spoonfed this watered down version of history to such an extent that she’s rationalized it in her mind that it was good! that her relatives buried a slave under the basement floor!  How do you get to that point!

I’m actually afraid of the dragging Rachel Ann Hogan would have received from my future children.  I need to find a way to connect my kids to their heritage and history but without all this Bitch, Please that comes so naturally to me.  Like, I want them to keep it real, but still also have friends.  Do any of my friends have little militant Black children of school age yet?  How are y’all striking a balance?  I need to start taking notes because clearly education is getting worse, not better.
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Sarah Palin’s death panels are finally here.

And they have nothing to do with Obamacare.



Flattening the curve is the strategy we were told to implement to keep from overwhelming the healthcare system. I’m not sure when that messaging got lost, but the death rate in Italy was so high because they didn’t have the ability to treat all of the infections, not because the virus itself was so much more deadly. When covidiots respond to articles about the uptick in infections with statements about how low the death rate is, they are correct. The death rate is lower in these hotspots than we expected, because we have the ability to treat the sick.

What happens when there is no more space to treat them? The bodies start to pile up, and that’s the next uptick we’ll see, because hospitals have run out of beds and doctors have to make on the spot decisions about who receives care and who doesn’t.

You have ten people who will die if you don’t save them. How do you pick which three? Doctors are not equipped to do that and no one should have to pick and choose who dies because the government failed to protect the public. The government decided it was more important to put people back to work and the government has decided these are the talking points they’re going to arm their supporters and coronvirus deniers with:

  1. The number of infections is up because we’re doing more testing.
    The percentage of infections is up because more people are getting sick. If one in ten tests came back positive and now one in four come back positive, that has nothing to do with the number of tests you’re doing and everything to do with the rate of infection, which is sky rocketing.
  2. The death rate is low because it’s mostly young people getting sick.
    Don’t young people know old people who will then get sick? And what happens when those young people need medical care and there’s no space for them?
  3. Most people recover.
    Just because I’m going to recover from something doesn’t mean I want to get it in the first place. I can recover from a broken leg, but it really really hurts, so I avoid breaking my leg. Some people are sick for weeks. Some have lasting neurological deficits. Some people still can’t breathe well. And a lot of those people recover because there was space in the hospital.

Since we are running out of space, despite what any covidiot tells you, we have to decide who gets treatment and who doesn’t.

Enter, the death panels. Along with a further dumbing down of political discourse, Sarah Palin left us with the phrase “death panels” which she coined herself in a Facebook post back in 2009 where she railed against Obamacare.

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society

(cont. Facebook)

The Right took it and ran with it. The Affordable Care Act was especially heinous because sick people would have to parade themselves in front of paper pushers who would decide whether they live or die. They would have to beg bureaucrats for the right to receive healthcare. Every time the Republicans try to repeal Obamacare, these death panels are mentioned again, panels that have never come to fruition.

Until now. If Sarah Palin defines a death panel as a group of people deciding how productive someone will be to society, then Arizona’s coronavirus scorecards are death panels. They grade people based on their general health and life expectancy. The sicker you are, the older you are, the higher your score, and the lower your priority on the care list.



Flattening the curve would’ve prevented this. Arizona is a Republican state with a Republican governor and they have rolled out the dreaded death panels in response to a situation they created themselves. In the 11 years since Sarah Palin gave the GOP their main talking point against Obamacare, we haven’t seen a death panel of any sort. In the 4 months since COVID-19 hit our shores, we have a formal death panel in Arizona and instant death panel calculations going on in ICUs across the country as doctors grapple with the reality that they cannot treat every patient who needs life-saving measures.

But at least people can go to Applebee’s.
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Fire Island said “what pandemic?”

The gays threw caution — and masks — to the wind this weekend.



Everybody in Fire Island over the 4th of July weekend is being lumped together into the same pile of garbage because of videos like this:

So let’s break that up a little bit, because this is America and we love Labels & Boxes.

I have money and I’ve been here for weeks.

Some gays have money, some gays have friends with money, and some gays have friends who have friends with money. And they’ve been in their beach houses for weeks or months. One of my friends left the city in April and has been chilling in the sea air away from NYC congestion living his best, relaxed life. These are not the people in those videos.  These people are sitting at home playing Bananagrams.

I had a share and I couldn’t cancel it.

NYC gets tiring, even when we’re not in the middle of a pandemic. I’m going on a road trip in a few weeks to go sit in the mountains and hear sounds that aren’t fireworks and ambulances. One of my roommates is in Rhode Island right now.  I can’t speak for everybody else, but I plan to get tested the week before I go, isolate, and wait for my results so I don’t unwittingly carry anything into rural North Carolina. I definitely understand the urge to get out of this city, especially when we’ve been stuck in it for so long.

So, if you already had a share in Fire Island for the weekend that you paid for six months ago, I can understand not canceling it. Go get out of the city, breathe, see the ocean, etc.

Some of these people are sitting at home playing Uno. And some of these people are definitely at the parties showing off the Parke & Ronens they haven’t gotten to wear this year.

I literally die without seeing and being seen by hot strangers.

I’m trying to share my thoughts on this with as little shade as possible because I do not understand this impulse. However! One of my roommates is an actor/comedian and I don’t understand the impulse to be on a stage either, but I can see how not having that outlet these past few months has affected him. Some folks are just wired to be around groups of people, and I — as someone who generally hates strangers and most people — will never be able to fully wrap my head around that need. I don’t need to feel like I’m in the mix of something to be whole, so I don’t get it when some of my friends are dying because they don’t have access to this:

I don’t enjoy that, ever, so I can’t contextualize missing it so much you would risk your health and the health of others to jump back into it for a weekend. I haven’t really been missing anything during the Covid Crisis other than museums and yeast rolls, so my Risk and Reward calculation for that kind of party his High Risk and No Reward. I have friends who went to Fire Island for the weekend and some of them will have definitely been at those little parties. Their calculation is High Risk and Very High Reward.

But honestly…I trust them not to infect other people. One of the guys in my social distancing bubble decided to break the bubble and go to Fire Island this weekend. He’ll probably be partying all weekend around various bugs, Miss Rona included. His plan is to wear a mask when he’s not partying, isolate for two weeks at home when he gets back, and then get tested. The only people he’s endangering are other people at the parties who made the same Risk and Reward calculation, so I don’t really have anything to say about it. I don’t understand it, but as long as you’re responsibly making sure you don’t potentially pass anything to unwitting strangers, what more can I ask?

This guy is trash though.





For every ten people who want to be as responsible as possible, there’s a pathological narcissist like Corey who is willingly putting people in danger because he made the great sacrifice of sitting in his room for 8 whole days. There are too many variables in a group, and the more people you have, the more likely it is that some of them are assholes, idiots, or both.

I hope everybody in Fire Island is having a great time and getting whatever boost they needed from this weekend around other like-minded individuals. I hope they mask up around everybody who did not sign up to be infected with a potentially deadly illness for the joy of thumpa thumpa and alphabet drugs. I hope they isolate for two weeks when they get back home and then get tested. And I hope they’ve gotten their fix for awhile so they can survive the next few months without putting communities in danger again.
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Texas governor slows down reopening amidst rising coronavirus numbers.

I didn’t expect Texas to take this step, but now that they are, I’ll have to readjust my predictions for the next few months of this pandemic.



Texas started lifting lockdown directives and reopening business in May. Why?

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What part of this graph shows a downward trend anywhere? Texas went into lockdown before the pandemic really hit the area, and then when the numbers stayed relatively flat (clearly going up, but not the extreme spike we saw in NYC), they opened back up. It’s so frustrating that nobody in government seems to understand what happens when you take a preventative measure. You prevent something from happening. When that thing doesn’t happen, that means the preventative measure is working, not that it was unnecessary just because nothing happened.

So Texas opened back up, they see the spikes we saw in other parts of the world, and now that reopening is on pause.

Gov. Greg Abbott announced Thursday morning that he will pause any further phases of reopening businesses in Texas and that he is once again putting a stop to elective surgeries to preserve bed space for coronavirus patients in certain counties that are seeing a surge of COVID-19 cases.

Abbott’s latest action does not reverse any of the reopening phases he’s already allowed — meaning that bars, restaurants, malls, bowling alleys and other businesses can still remain open with some occupancy limitations.

(cont. Texas Tribune)

Notice that was yesterday. Gov. Abbott said that putting a pause on reopening would slow down the virus, but to “go back and close down businesses” was not an option. Today he’s changed his tune. Bars are closing, restaurants are going back to 50% occupancy, river-rafting trips have been put on pause (y’all do that much rafting in Texas?), and outdoor gatherings of +100 people are banned (unless explicitly approved by the local government, so I’m sure big gatherings are still fine in every municipality where the Mayor has a Trump bumper sticker).

I didn’t expect Texas to take this step, but now that they are, I’ll have to readjust my predictions for the next few months of this pandemic. I really thought governments wouldn’t shut down again, because the economy took such a hit the first time, and money matters more than bodies. If Texas of all places is rolling back their reopening, I need to go ahead and get my fill of sunshine because Cuomo will definitely send us back to the house when our spike hits in a month or so.

Oh also:

LOL @ that idiot. Dying embers? The fire is just starting to get hot for most of the country.
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