This Aladdin remake finna be traaaaaaaaash!



Will Smith looks like Sinbad.

That Jasmine costume looks like an actual Jasmine costume you could buy off Amazon.

They made Aladdin look like the weird guy at the bar who gives you his mom’s cellphone number because his is off right now but the service will be back on next week.


Do y’all remember who they cast as Jafar?! Because I do!

And I’m supposed to root for that Disney version of a fedora bro in a Patagonia vest over a shirt that doesn’t even fit?

Jasmine picking that over THIS means she’s already the dumbest princess. Bye.


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