Hot Takes: Onward

1) I can’t believe Pixar made a movie this incredibly boring. Of the three of us watching, only two made it to the end. Around the 20 minute mark I said “I don’t think I’ve ever watched a Pixar movie for this long without a single laugh.”

2) It’s not even pretty. Everything looks created to be easily merchandisable.

3) Original story. Predictable, but original. I appreciate a non-sequel, non remake moment.

4) I’m not sure if Chris Pratt’s character is unlikable because it’s a terrible character or because Chris Pratt is no longer charming. Either way, I literally hate that kid.

5) Tom Holland is pretty effective. Might watch that pigeon movie will Will Smith now.

6) I really don’t have anything else to say. That’s how bored I was. There was nothing to hate (other than said character) but I 100% would never recommend this movie to anyone. I can’t remember the last time I cared less about how a story ended.

7) The final boss was pretty cool. We all had an audible chuckle like twice during the last scenes.

Score 4/10
Venmo: Rafi-DAngelo
CashApp: $RafiDAngelo

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