Is it too late for me to be adopted by rich white people? Even if they're getting a divorce and one is probably an alcoholic? If y'all know somebody looking for a cute, bubbly, 360-month old brown baby to adopt, holler.
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Hot Takes: The Boys
Why are all their outfits ugly? Hire more gays next time. Use the ones who decided to make promos of Chace with a boner. That was good marketing.
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Scarlett Johansson: I believe Woody Allen
She says she can play Asian, trans, or a tree, but I guess Woman Who Doesn't Go To Bat For Woody Allen is a reach too far for her acting repertoire. 🤷‍♂️
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You can’t hunt with an AR-15.
The AR-15 has long moved past the point of an actual gun debate about its purpose or whether the Founding Fathers meant "musket" or "assault" rifle. The AR-15 is a political wedge where one side still has common sense and the other side refuses to lose or be wrong.
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Bret Stephens is a Mildly Inconvenienced Saltine American.
The fragility of white people not only leads them to Cry & Lie when faced with the truth about themselves, but it’s that fragility that turns any mild inconvenience into the apocalypse. When you have spent most of your life basking in the sunshine, the first drop of rain feels like the end of the world. The rest of us are used to inclement weather and we’ve packed an umbrella. MISAs don’t understand why the sun would ever stop shining.
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Working for Anti-Vaxxers: Week One
How did I get here?
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Hot Takes: Where’d You Go Bernadette?
I haven't read the book, but I heard it was really good. However! The things I hate about this movie mostly center on the plot so...either the plot changed or I would really hate the book.
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Hot Takes: Dora and the Lost City of Gold
Isabela Moner is a STAR! I saw her in Sicario playing the pampered Mexican princess of a drug lord, and she was so feisty and mature. Now she’s playing a bright-eyed, innocent jungle fairy, and …
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Three strikes for Karamo.
*EYE* personally did not need three strikes to remove Karamo from my (very short) list of people I give a shit about. To be honest, he barely made it to the lower rungs anyway after his stint on the Real World because, while I didn't care for him at all, he was still a visible gay Black man and you want the best for members of your underrepresented tribe. Until they talk too much.
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Simone Biles is the best athlete of all time.
Simone Biles on her best night is better than any athlete has ever been at any sport. Ever. Simone Biles on her worst night, like she had at Day One of Nationals this year after putting up three subpar routines for her standards, still ended up in first place by more than two points.
